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Junior Looney

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Yes, don't mistaken a Kiwi for an Aussie if you want to stay standing. <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

Kiwi fruit and a Kiwi are both fluffy. Oh, and brown on the outside. Although some Kiwi's are grey or spotty. I think there have been a few white ones as well. Anyway, widowseed thank you for not calling a kiwi fruit a kiwi as a certain country has done so now we have changed the name of it. Can't remember to what . . . can you exparrot?

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Some people call them Chinese Gooseberries and others Zespris or something like that...

...I went to Canada and I asked some little kids if they knew what Kiwis were... they told me "Yeah, we eat them!" ...took me a while to figure out what they were on about!

Lemon Curry?


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(this thread seemed neglected so i just thought i'd post here....)

Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I have just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.


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Major Looney

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It seems the meaning of life hasn't been quoted for a while.

'Don't stand there gawping like you've never seen the Hand of God before! Now, today, we're going to do marching up and down the square! That is, unless any of you got anything better to do. Well?! Anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than marching up and down the square?! Yes?! Atkinson? What would you... rather be doing, Atkinson?'

'Well, to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids.'

'Would you, now?!'

'Yes, Sarge.'

'Right! Off you go!'

Lemon Curry?


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The meaning of life is -to give me as much sexual pleasure as you possibly can.

Your reward shell be great.


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Major Looney

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isn't the sexual pleasure a reward in itself? <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

tehehe. oh wait, it wouldn't work, you are on another continent. oh well.


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Major Looney

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Bad luck!

Lemon Curry?


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Major Looney

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Well,ok, just a few suggestions would do very nicely.


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Major Looney

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what sort of suggestions?


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You know, nudge nudge wink wink, say no more, some erotic mail and the like,(to my vodafone adddress)


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Major Looney

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ohhhhh i see....*nods wisely*

*goes off to take erotic pictures of self to send to eolan*


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Major Looney

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Sorry , I may get arrested if thou partakles in such an activity. Anyway, twould soil your beauty, well what's left of it.


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