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 Post Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:31 pm 
ahhh well, molecular combustion becomes compulsory at some point in one's life. sometimes, its merely a moment of mental breakdown (that could be classed as an 'implosion') whereas at other times more drastic measures are unavoidable, eg. a full on explosion.

but if you can manage to stay unexploded then thats all good. cos its less messy, and we'd be short a decent mod, and we can't have that


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Ray Ray wrote:
ahhh well, molecular combustion becomes compulsory at some point in one's life. sometimes, its merely a moment of mental breakdown (that could be classed as an 'implosion') whereas at other times more drastic measures are unavoidable, eg. a full on explosion.


:?: :?: :?: :?:



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I tend to have brain splurges (aka implosions) at work quite often. Only at work though - maybe I'm allergic.

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Dennis wrote:
Ray Ray wrote:
ahhh well, molecular combustion becomes compulsory at some point in one's life. sometimes, its merely a moment of mental breakdown (that could be classed as an 'implosion') whereas at other times more drastic measures are unavoidable, eg. a full on explosion.


:?: :?: :?: :?:



ohhh, my brain hurts...


hehe. could see that coming! but to be honest i'm not sure what i was on about either. it made sense at the time.


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 Post Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:57 am 
Cardinal Fang wrote:
I tend to have brain splurges (aka implosions) at work quite often. Only at work though - maybe I'm allergic.

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allergic to work? is there any way that can be treated?


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Yes. Get yourself fired. Immediate effect and it's free. Now how do we get ourselves fired? I need to know, I'm allergic too, plus my brain hurts.

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 Post Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:27 pm 
thats an interesting question. how DO you get yourself fired?
i could use some information like that....


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Heh, that sounds like an idea for a sketch.
I'm sure there are MANY very interesting and silly ways to become fired.
Like, turning up to work naked?
theres my contribution.

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ever seen office space? this guy gets tired of working, so he just stops coming. well, this act of disrespect is seen by his superiors as an innovative new idea. the guy gets promoted massively, all because he didnt care. its pretty funny. anyway, maybe we should make a sktech like that. get everyone from the forum to meet somewhere (siberia perhaps?) and film it. that would be sweet. we could even make a show in the tradition of monty python. that would be the bomb, though kinda disappointing. sorry Im rambling lol

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 Post Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:29 pm 
why siberia? i mean geography should be one of my strong points (but isn't) but isn't it kinda freezing there? It would be cool if everyone on the forum were to meet up one day. but y'know, chances of that happening are vair small.

for the getting fired thing: i suggest..... stapling your bosses jacket to the back of their office chair, so when they try and remove it. they can't!

and i can't help it if that was lame!! or more of an office prank. depends on how stressed out the boss is.


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my remark on siberia was simply a comment on the difficulty you yourself so deftly pointed out.

anyway, that prank would be funny. hehe

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I stole this directly from the marx brothers.

If you worked in a hotel, you could change the numbers on all the rooms.

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"yes, but think of the fun!"

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