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 Post Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 4:14 am 
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euhm hello, I've got a question...

does anybody have the <u>SCRIPT</u> of the spam song/sketch

I can't find it anywhere, if anybody knows where I can get it or has it for me, would that person plz E-mail the adress/file to me

thanks in advance:)

can I call you bruce?


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 Post Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 5:21 am 
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My names Spam![:D](Well nickname anyways). I dont think I have one but i could write it out for you if you like.


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 Post Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 3:32 pm 
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On my website:

http://www.geocities.com/fang_club/spam_sketch.html

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 Post Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:18 am 
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Are you sure its right ive found a few problems with your scripts. Not that im having a go at you or your site, it's one of the best python sites i have found, but i am a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to stuff i love![:D]


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 Post Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:55 pm 
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 Post Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 11:59 pm 
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Traffic lights script!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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 Post Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:57 am 
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Like what???



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 Post Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 6:18 pm 
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I'll send you a copy of the traffic lights script that i wrote out while listening to it, so you can see the errors with your script. The number of times "i like traffic lights/he likes traffic light" is said is the main problem with your script!


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 Post Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 12:35 am 
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Spam is a little off. Its close, but not exact

I'm too lazy to pull out my "All the words" books and write it out, maybe another time.


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 Post Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 1:01 am 
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2 mistakes you'd better check your sources!


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 Post Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 8:36 pm 
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Just in case you were wondering it goes like this:

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: (to Waitress) Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: (shrieks) I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: (singing) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (singing elaborately) Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spaaam! Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam!


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 Post Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:47 pm 
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People, people; Come on now. Let's not fall out. Why don't we all just agree that both 'spam' <i></i>and<i></i> 'traffic lights<i></i>' are hilariously funny <i></i>in perpetua<i></i>, however many times they are repeated over and over and over and over and over again.

Why not calm yourselves down by reading the newest and most challenging British satirical humour at:

[url][/url]http://cottagehospitalbulletin.blogspot.com/

Stern Geoff is the legal, medical and ethical advisor to 'COTTAGE HOSPITAL BULLETIN'


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