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There, poor Flopsy's dead, and never called me mother....

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"The BBC would like to apologize to everyone in the world for the last item. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up beause we know it was very tasteless, but they really didn't mean it and they all come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives, especially Eric."

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Oh, I love this one! So many funny lines/moments. I really have two favorites, well, more, but I'll put two.

Lines: (Are you the brain specialist?) No, no I am not the brain specialist, no, no I am not. *pause* Yes, yes I am!
No, no, no, my brain in my head!

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barry jerry pranged his kite right in the hows-your-father. hairy blighter dicky birdied, feathered back on his sammy, took a warspie, flipped over on his betty harpers and caught his can in the bertie.

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fog you have to answer the favourite line thing with the one wich is bolded last
and then give an other sketch for someone to quote his favourite line

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Yes.
Well let's put things in order shall we?


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Depressed BBC Announcer and Richard Baker in the News


That is actually two different sketches. The one is called "Neurotic announcers" and is included in episode 30 and the other one is the immidiate follow up and it's called "The news with Richard Baker"

my chosen line is from the latter

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... until the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. That is the ned of the nicro-not wens. And now it's time for the late night film.


here is something for you all to avoid confusion: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Monty_Python's_Flying_Circus_episodes

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barry jerry pranged his kite right in the hows-your-father. hairy blighter dicky birdied, feathered back on his sammy, took a warspie, flipped over on his betty harpers and caught his can in the bertie.

banter sketch


Foggy you're supposed to quote a line from the sketch the user above you has listed, not quote from whichever want and just name it you silly redhead.
In love, are we? :lol:

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I would like a line from The Dirty Vicar Sketch

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Jinx wrote:
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Well let's put things in order shall we?


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Depressed BBC Announcer and Richard Baker in the News


That is actually two different sketches. The one is called "Neurotic announcers" and is included in episode 30 and the other one is the immidiate follow up and it's called "The news with Richard Baker"



I'd thought it should be considered the same, since it contains the same people, with only an addition of a character. But oh well :P


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