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 Post subject: Philosophers football match
 Post Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:54 pm 
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Does anyone know where I can find the script for the football game when historical philosophers played football, no I can't remember who they played against. It is one of my all time favourite sketches (how sad am I?), that and the one about Mrs Smoking and Mrs Non-Smoking iscussing he serving up of a petrol engine... Any help will be appreciated...


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 Post Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:13 pm 
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I think that one is on the Live At The Hollywood Bowl movie. I think it's Germany versus Greece.

And now for something completely similar...


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 Post Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:15 pm 
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Well as to the second sketch you mentioned it was Mrs.Smoker and Mrs. Non Smoker and it was a piston engine, such as:

Mrs. Non-Smoker: Oohh hello, Mrs. Smoker.

Mrs. Smoker: Hello Mrs. Non-Smoker.

Mrs. Non-Smoker: What, you been shopping then?

Mrs. Smoker: Nope ... I've been shopping!

Mrs. Non-Smoker: What d'you buy?

Mrs. Smoker: A piston engine!

Mrs. Non-Smoker: What d'you buy that for?

Mrs. Smoker: It was a bargain!

Mrs. Non-Smoker: How much d'you want for it?

Mrs. Smoker: Three quid!

Mrs. Non-Smoker: Done. (she hands over the money)

Mrs. Smoker: Right. Thank you.

Mrs. Non-Smoker: How d'you cook it?

Mrs. Smoker: You don't cook it.

Mrs. Non-Smoker: You can't eat that raw!

Mrs. Smoker: Ooooh ... never thought of that.


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