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why did the skeleton not go to the party?

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See the title of this thread. That should provide the answer you're looking for.



(Wheres your silly answer then, mine was silly in an ironic way)

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Then perhaps you need to rediscover the definition of irony.

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why did the skeleton not go to the party?


To get to the other side. No, wait, that was the chicken. As for the skeleton, I believe he was feeling a little insecure about the size of his coccyx, so he decided to stay at home with a cup of tea and a good book instead.

Wasn't even a good party in the end anyway, by all accounts.

Tyrannosaurus Rex was the king of all beasts, literally, as his name suggests; but what ever happened to his lesser known siblings Tyrannosaurus Sue, Tyrannosaurus Stan and Tyrannosaurus Jane?


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They died in a meth lab explosion.


Will love's intolerable pain ever leave us?

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if you are dying for it, just run forward :arrow:

does life have sense :
for everyone :?:
for the majority :?:
for the grave diggers :?:


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Life doesn't have sense for anyone. Quite a lot like time. People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly.... timey-wimey.... stuff. I tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes "ding" when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens; it's not pretty when they blow....

Why's it pointing at the light bulb?


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Because it's insane.

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Cause its coooooold outside and I feel the winter!

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Concorde wrote:
Cause its coooooold outside and I feel the winter!


Psst... You have to ask a question now Concorde...


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why stay outside then :?: :wink:

why some prefer the heat, while the rest prefers the cold :?:


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Because nipples need to be stiff and arse cracks sweaty that is the way it is!


If I have 12 bullfrogs in one shoe, 47 in the other and 7 in my beanie, how many are left in the blender???

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YOUR MOM. Oh and one bullfrog.

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