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Because if they werent, what else would be dangerous?

What happens if you break your spine, but when you closer inspect it, it was you neck that broke?

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Then...uuuummm...your neck would be broken, and not your spine! (That's logic!)

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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No, animal crackers should eat vegitarians.

How many Milk Duds will fit in a cassette player?

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What would i think if i bungee jump, but when i jump of the platform i fly up?

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In that case you should demand you money back!


What happens if you fall in love with the Easter-bunny?

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you'll go with him to a magical place, where everybody is happy, the sun always shines, and you eat eggs all the time!

how do I get back from that magical place? HEEELP!

ps. never fall in love with the easter-bunny


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Take the Train!

Why is Air not Red?

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uuuuuuummmmmmmm.......uuuuuummmmm........Splunge?


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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yes. his multiple personalities may talk him out of it anyway.

if my dog has no nose, how does it smell?

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If you Dog has no nose, are you sure it´s a dog at all?

Why is the word "Splunge" not in the dictionary :). It should...

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Because the ones making the dictionary wanted it to be less boring.

How come if i throw a rock, it plunges back to the ground?

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If it flew away, it would be a bird.

does anyone knows a question?


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