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yes me.

why is it when i whack my funny bone i don't find it funny?

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why is blonde hair so loved?[/quote]

Because the sun shines on it, and everybody likes the sun..don´t they?


Why do you get a job in a pet shop if you want to be a lumgerjack?

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because ducks (and so I think all animals) are made of wood.

What's funny about Biggus-Dickus?

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iwona wrote:
because ducks (and so I think all animals) are made of wood.


( brilliant )

iwona wrote:
What's funny about Biggus-Dickus?



I don´t think it is funny at all...I´ts just stupid...and that all you guys is laughig of him... It makes me sad... And angry and.... You stupid bastards....
I want to go home...

Why don´t the catholics use condoms?

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Because the more kids they have, the more future catolics there will be.

How many monty Python fans will fit in a telephone booth?

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we'll squeeze them all in somehow.

how many monty python fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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all of them.


If laughter is the best medicine, is evil laughter also a good medicine?

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For sinister people, yes!

What if i cant ask you a question?

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Then we'll pretend that we're deaf

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XD I get to post another question!

Already, i know its my fault, but why did i do that? Couldnt i have told my friends to do it instead so they would be blamed for it? WHY COULDNT I DO IT?! :P

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because you're incapable.

if the sun is a round ball shape and not star-shaped, why is it classed as a star?

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because calling it a ball is boring.

how do clouds stay up?

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