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they have never heard of newton

if flamingos ate lobster instead of shrimps, would they be blue ?

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only when the grass was orange spickled

how do we know the sky isn't blue, but green, and we are just all color-blind?


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because grass don't look the same as sky (or maybe sky is green and green is blue?)

Why people have brain in the head and not in the place where they have their naughty bit??

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because we've not yet evolved enough to mind-ejaculate.

why do people say "is that nice?" when you're halfway through eating something?

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because they love saying those three words...

why did the gnomes of Snow-white lived together?


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Because they're hiding for a hedgehog.

What's the difference between an african and a european swallow?

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an african swallow is scared of flying, an european is scared of wearing any coconuts...

where is that grail anyway?


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It sank into the swamp.

If a dog chews shoes, who's shoes does he choose?

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the ones without a weird taste of cheese smelling feet

if a rock falls of the world, where does he falls to?


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It just keeps falling to infinity and beyond!

Why does champagne sparkle? And wine not?

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because champagne watched Monty Python and wine didn't.

Why do witches burn?

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Because they accidentally dropped their cigarette lighter onto their robes.

Why is threehundredthirtythree not halfway to hell if sixhundredsixtysix is hell?

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