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polo_tottie wrote:
i'm talkin about random guys - not friends - sorry, i should have made that clearer! i got loads of guy friends and they're alright!

from my experience, there's 6 types of guy in a bar
1. The slimeball - the 'nice legs, what time do they open?' guy
2. The guy who just won't take the hint and leave you alone - they are usually very strange too.. in the not good wierd sense.
3. The plain rude
4. the annoying - 'y'alright daaarlin? cheer up it might never 'appen' come up to you and grab your arse like they think they have a right to or something. This is the type of guy i HATE! my usual answer to 'cheer up, it might never happen' is 'it just did.'
5. the lout - usually chavs in white tracksuits who try to pick a fight with everyone and everything.

6. (i'm putting this separately for a reason) - the alright guys - they're usually in a group of about 5, they keep to themselves and don't bother/hassle anyone. for every one group of these type of guys, theres about 7 of the other types.




Present for you polo tottie.
http://www.friendsoffoamy.com/index.php?id=164

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LMFAO!!!! I LOVE IT!!! thanks GOD! :lol:

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Something else that bugs me is the english language. Only a minor thing I suppose, but I believe we'd all be better off without it, and could simply communicate via light signals or drawings. Then I wouldn't have to write bloody essays all the time, about varying pointless things concerning it.


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two more things that annoy me:

a) busses that come late
b) busses that decide not to come at all

gah!

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fogchicken wrote:
two more things that annoy me:

a) busses that come late
b) busses that decide not to come at all

gah!


What about people who call you ernest?

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GOD wrote:
fogchicken wrote:
two more things that annoy me:

a) busses that come late
b) busses that decide not to come at all

gah!


What about people who call you ernest?


no i dont hate them. :lol:

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continuing the bus theme:

1. When chavs blast sh*t music out of their phones so everybody on the sodding bus has to listen to it.
2. why are the poles on busses always sticky?! i don't want to touch them coz i don't know what's on them, but at the same time i don't want to fall over if there are no seats
3. WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH STICKING CHEWING-GUM TO THE f**king SEATS?!?
4. When grannies glare at you for sitting in the 'please give these seats up to those less able to stand' when you are the only other person on the bus! it's not like there's a shortage darling!
5. when i'm sitting by a window seat and some f**king whale sits next to me... or should i say practically ON me- taking up most of my seat as well as their own - so not only i'm squished up against the window while my arm goes dead from having their weight pushing down on it, but i have to have to listen to them mouth-breathing for 45 mins before they/I get off too.
4. well, this one mainly applies to coaches (i travel on them for 4 hours every weekend - 2hrs to, 2 hrs from-, so i'm gradually building up an immense hatred of them) - but why do people not feel the need to ask if the person behind them would mind if they lower their seat so it's f**king horizontal so they can 'nap'.... half the time, they don't even bloody do that - they sit there stuffing their faces or blaring sh*t music through their headphones - not actually *NEEDING* to have their seat so far back that my legs can't breathe.

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honestly, the only thing i can think of that really pisses me off is stupidity.


course, we don't have much of that nowadays...

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it bugs me that I'm so impatient.

And that I have no money, but I'm too lazy to get a job.

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fogchicken wrote:

And that I have no money, but I'm too lazy to get a job.


i share your pain!!

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Dennis wrote:
honestly, the only thing i can think of that really p*ss me off is stupidity.


course, we don't have much of that nowadays...

hahahahahahaha, yeah whatever... :?


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I hate...
Cheese
Milton Keynes
Take that
the football association
work
MK Dons
Chelsea (the team, not the place)
pubs that don't sell good real ale or belgium beer
The Ryman league
Oasis (the band, not the place)
all boy bands (they are not bands, they don't play instruments)
No MP Flying circus since 1974
reality TV shows
Any TV shows that want people to phone in

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