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 Post Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 4:00 pm 
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hi everybody! i am new here and think this site looks great, especially the sounds page, i love it!! Is anybody here a member of the palins travels site as well? that is a great site!

see you around!

sophie-lou

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hi everybody! i am new here and think this site looks great, especially the sounds page, i love it!! Is anybody here a member of the palins travels site as well? that is a great site!

see you around!

sophie-lou

sas
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Now the name of this comedy routine is called "Gitcha Dan" after some movie.yeah,dark humour here.

I actually knew one! A Gitcha Dan! Walked around with balled fists! If you cross me,I'm gonna gitcha!

No you won't.Some police officers came in.Ape men.They was white but 6 foot four,the shoulders I mean.

Bro started to say "I'm going to..." and they clubbed him down with a tree!

"I gues I didn't..."

Saw him again,3 years later.Fists still balled,but whiter than a white man.Whiter than a ghost!

I asked him,you still going to get him?

"I don't know.I don't know why! Who knows ?Who cares?Where am I? "

Supernaughty


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hi everybody! i am new here and think this site looks great, especially the sounds page, i love it!! Is anybody here a member of the palins travels site as well? that is a great site!

see you around!

sophie-lou

sas
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Now the name of this comedy routine is called "Gitcha Dan" after some movie.yeah,dark humour here.

I actually knew one! A Gitcha Dan! Walked around with balled fists! If you cross me,I'm gonna gitcha!

No you won't.Some police officers came in.Ape men.They was white but 6 foot four,the shoulders I mean.

Bro started to say "I'm going to..." and they clubbed him down with a tree!

"I gues I didn't..."

Saw him again,3 years later.Fists still balled,but whiter than a white man.Whiter than a ghost!

I asked him,you still going to get him?

"I don't know.I don't know why! Who knows ?Who cares?Where am I? "

Supernaughty
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I thought I was big! The officers pushed the door in and said, "Step aside.." He just waved his batonette he called it,and the concussion just from the air,a near miss,knocked me back!

Supernaughty


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Hello Sophie-Lou.

I like this site alot too.

Though I do enjoy the Palin Travels site, I am not a member.

But that's cool, you aren't gonna beat me up for that are you? :)

http://www.pythonland.com


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hi everybody! i am new here and think this site looks great, especially the sounds page, i love it!! Is anybody here a member of the palins travels site as well? that is a great site!

see you around!

sophie-lou

sas
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Now the name of this comedy routine is called "Gitcha Dan" after some movie.yeah,dark humour here.

I actually knew one! A Gitcha Dan! Walked around with balled fists! If you cross me,I'm gonna gitcha!

No you won't.Some police officers came in.Ape men.They was white but 6 foot four,the shoulders I mean.

Bro started to say "I'm going to..." and they clubbed him down with a tree!

"I gues I didn't..."

Saw him again,3 years later.Fists still balled,but whiter than a white man.Whiter than a ghost!

I asked him,you still going to get him?

"I don't know.I don't know why! Who knows ?Who cares?Where am I? "

Supernaughty
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I thought I was big! The officers pushed the door in and said, "Step aside.." He just waved his batonette he called it,and the concussion just from the air,a near miss,knocked me back!

Supernaughty
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Gitcha Dan,first thing you outta do is loosen up! Your teeth is clenched and your hands are balled.

"I can't unclench them!"

"We'll help ya!" Had to hold him down! Now,on his hand,I had to use a shoe horn.There! Your little pnkie came out,how does it feel?

"I ...feel some circulation,some feeling.."

"Good! Got the next one,but for the big finger I gotta use a crow bar...there! There was an audible snap! All done.Feel better?"

"Yeah i do.." Now there was a knock on the door.

"Police! If you're doin pot in there you're goin in!!"

"Oh naw! He clenched up agin!"

Supernaughty


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hi everybody! i am new here and think this site looks great, especially the sounds page, i love it!! Is anybody here a member of the palins travels site as well? that is a great site!

see you around!

sophie-lou

sas
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Now the name of this comedy routine is called "Gitcha Dan" after some movie.yeah,dark humour here.

I actually knew one! A Gitcha Dan! Walked around with balled fists! If you cross me,I'm gonna gitcha!

No you won't.Some police officers came in.Ape men.They was white but 6 foot four,the shoulders I mean.

Bro started to say "I'm going to..." and they clubbed him down with a tree!

"I gues I didn't..."

Saw him again,3 years later.Fists still balled,but whiter than a white man.Whiter than a ghost!

I asked him,you still going to get him?

"I don't know.I don't know why! Who knows ?Who cares?Where am I? "

Supernaughty
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I thought I was big! The officers pushed the door in and said, "Step aside.." He just waved his batonette he called it,and the concussion just from the air,a near miss,knocked me back!

Supernaughty
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Gitcha Dan,first thing you outta do is loosen up! Your teeth is clenched and your hands are balled.

"I can't unclench them!"

"We'll help ya!" Had to hold him down! Now,on his hand,I had to use a shoe horn.There! Your little pnkie came out,how does it feel?

"I ...feel some circulation,some feeling.."

"Good! Got the next one,but for the big finger I gotta use a crow bar...there! There was an audible snap! All done.Feel better?"

"Yeah i do.." Now there was a knock on the door.

"Police! If you're doin pot in there you're goin in!!"

"Oh naw! He clenched up agin!"

Supernaughty
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"When yall got out Gitchee,you had this monster Afro!"

"There was nuthin to cut it with.Anyway it got all tangled and matted from sh-t on the floor,somebody kicked me outa my bed,but I bunched it up in the back of my head so it made a kind of pillow..they took that too! So I let it keep growin and mattin,so's I could make a kind of bedroll with it that no one could steal..."

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hi everybody! i am new here and think this site looks great, especially the sounds page, i love it!! Is anybody here a member of the palins travels site as well? that is a great site!

see you around!

sophie-lou

sas
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Now the name of this comedy routine is called "Gitcha Dan" after some movie.yeah,dark humour here.

I actually knew one! A Gitcha Dan! Walked around with balled fists! If you cross me,I'm gonna gitcha!

No you won't.Some police officers came in.Ape men.They was white but 6 foot four,the shoulders I mean.

Bro started to say "I'm going to..." and they clubbed him down with a tree!

"I gues I didn't..."

Saw him again,3 years later.Fists still balled,but whiter than a white man.Whiter than a ghost!

I asked him,you still going to get him?

"I don't know.I don't know why! Who knows ?Who cares?Where am I? "

Supernaughty
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I thought I was big! The officers pushed the door in and said, "Step aside.." He just waved his batonette he called it,and the concussion just from the air,a near miss,knocked me back!

Supernaughty
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Gitcha Dan,first thing you outta do is loosen up! Your teeth is clenched and your hands are balled.

"I can't unclench them!"

"We'll help ya!" Had to hold him down! Now,on his hand,I had to use a shoe horn.There! Your little pnkie came out,how does it feel?

"I ...feel some circulation,some feeling.."

"Good! Got the next one,but for the big finger I gotta use a crow bar...there! There was an audible snap! All done.Feel better?"

"Yeah i do.." Now there was a knock on the door.

"Police! If you're doin pot in there you're goin in!!"

"Oh naw! He clenched up agin!"

Supernaughty
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"When yall got out Gitchee,you had this monster Afro!"

"There was nuthin to cut it with.Anyway it got all tangled and matted from sh-t on the floor,somebody kicked me outa my bed,but I bunched it up in the back of my head so it made a kind of pillow..they took that too! So I let it keep growin and mattin,so's I could make a kind of bedroll with it that no one could steal..."

Supernaughty
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"So,you just got out?"

"Yeah.By the way,what is that big bright thing up in the sky?I was almost blinded."

"That was the Moon.Wait until morning when you see the Sun.You'll be really impressed!"

"Wow."


Supernaughty


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i think you're a bit touched!!<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

Crucifixion...nasty eh!!


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Crucifixion...nasty eh!!

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Thank You Mr. Cohen,not Coho.Just getting a reply from someone to me is the greatest compliment! Before the dreaded Feds come bashing your doors down!


The subject matter today are the Popeye's.The movies that were so terrible.

Popeye was so bad,says Ediie Murphy,that the audience was in shock after seein this..."comedy". I didn't see it myself but just a description made me loose sleep,then have nightmares!

Robin Williams.You readin' this buddy? Canada soul here. Add lib,we have half an hour to fill.Robin was so harrassed and beaten,that in desperation,he pointed to the woman and Sweet Pea and said "Them! They are to blame!" In an a ct of ,not self scarifice,this is Hollywood! Abandonement!

While they were beating the woman and sodomizing the infant,Robin relaxed .For once they are not after me!!

I would not say it was the worst movie of all time,but on a scale...Hmmmm. Out of a thousand horrible movies (of all time)I would say....nine hundred and eleventh.911! Call that number if someone brings that video to you home!

I know Robin.You didn't make the film! Wish you never showed.But when they put barbed wire around the ,not set,enclosure! You should have caught on.

"Uh huh! Mr. Funny! Mr.Canada! Mr. Landscapin!"

Supernaughty


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i think you're a bit touched!!<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

Crucifixion...nasty eh!!

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Thank You Mr. Cohen,not Coho.Just getting a reply from someone to me is the greatest compliment! Before the dreaded Feds come bashing your doors down!


The subject matter today are the Popeye's.The movies that were so terrible.

Popeye was so bad,says Ediie Murphy,that the audience was in shock after seein this..."comedy". I didn't see it myself but just a description made me loose sleep,then have nightmares!

Robin Williams.You readin' this buddy? Canada soul here. Add lib,we have half an hour to fill.Robin was so harrassed and beaten,that in desperation,he pointed to the woman and Sweet Pea and said "Them! They are to blame!" In an a ct of ,not self scarifice,this is Hollywood! Abandonement!

While they were beating the woman and sodomizing the infant,Robin relaxed .For once they are not after me!!

I would not say it was the worst movie of all time,but on a scale...Hmmmm. Out of a thousand horrible movies (of all time)I would say....nine hundred and eleventh.911! Call that number if someone brings that video to you home!

I know Robin.You didn't make the film! Wish you never showed.But when they put barbed wire around the ,not set,enclosure! You should have caught on.

"Uh huh! Mr. Funny! Mr.Canada! Mr. Landscapin!"

Supernaughty
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Another Gitcha Dan...

"C'mon.Here is your room!"

"Naw! There is a lock on the door!!"

"Its cool! The lock is on your side of the door.For privacy!"

"Oh...that bed...all to myself?"

"Uh huh!"

"Hey wait a minute.That transparent thing.It aint water,or air.."

"It's called a window!"

"When are visiting hours?"



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i think you're a bit touched!!<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

Crucifixion...nasty eh!!

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Thank You Mr. Cohen,not Coho.Just getting a reply from someone to me is the greatest compliment! Before the dreaded Feds come bashing your doors down!


The subject matter today are the Popeye's.The movies that were so terrible.

Popeye was so bad,says Ediie Murphy,that the audience was in shock after seein this..."comedy". I didn't see it myself but just a description made me loose sleep,then have nightmares!

Robin Williams.You readin' this buddy? Canada soul here. Add lib,we have half an hour to fill.Robin was so harrassed and beaten,that in desperation,he pointed to the woman and Sweet Pea and said "Them! They are to blame!" In an a ct of ,not self scarifice,this is Hollywood! Abandonement!

While they were beating the woman and sodomizing the infant,Robin relaxed .For once they are not after me!!

I would not say it was the worst movie of all time,but on a scale...Hmmmm. Out of a thousand horrible movies (of all time)I would say....nine hundred and eleventh.911! Call that number if someone brings that video to you home!

I know Robin.You didn't make the film! Wish you never showed.But when they put barbed wire around the ,not set,enclosure! You should have caught on.

"Uh huh! Mr. Funny! Mr.Canada! Mr. Landscapin!"

Supernaughty
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Another Gitcha Dan...

"C'mon.Here is your room!"

"Naw! There is a lock on the door!!"

"Its cool! The lock is on your side of the door.For privacy!"

"Oh...that bed...all to myself?"

"Uh huh!"

"Hey wait a minute.That transparent thing.It aint water,or air.."

"It's called a window!"

"When are visiting hours?"



Supernaughty
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Now here is my current,original,just off the presses version of what I call, "Blood Makes Poor Mortar". From the film my deranged parents dearly loved.

"I like the way they talk! Why don't peope talk that way today???" And there own son a reincarnation of...nevermind.

The Pylons! keep makin em! What are they fo?

"Commemorating Ramses victory at the battle of.."

"But why so many? Some old guy,some old guy who remembers.Was ther,was there.Said it didn't happen that way! Ramses ran! He was a coward.I would not say it was a victory.i would not say it was a rout.It was more like a complete military disaster! And he started on them Pylons.He stated this fact!

'Pharoh is a lousy...'

"Then they turned the block around with him in it! He is now mortar!"

"What about his family?"

"Well his son carried in his foot prints.The next pyons,he was engravin' 'Now let's look at it from the enemies side.' he became mortar.The foundation to be exact!

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i think you're a bit touched!!<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

Crucifixion...nasty eh!!

<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Thank You Mr. Cohen,not Coho.Just getting a reply from someone to me is the greatest compliment! Before the dreaded Feds come bashing your doors down!


The subject matter today are the Popeye's.The movies that were so terrible.

Popeye was so bad,says Ediie Murphy,that the audience was in shock after seein this..."comedy". I didn't see it myself but just a description made me loose sleep,then have nightmares!

Robin Williams.You readin' this buddy? Canada soul here. Add lib,we have half an hour to fill.Robin was so harrassed and beaten,that in desperation,he pointed to the woman and Sweet Pea and said "Them! They are to blame!" In an a ct of ,not self scarifice,this is Hollywood! Abandonement!

While they were beating the woman and sodomizing the infant,Robin relaxed .For once they are not after me!!

I would not say it was the worst movie of all time,but on a scale...Hmmmm. Out of a thousand horrible movies (of all time)I would say....nine hundred and eleventh.911! Call that number if someone brings that video to you home!

I know Robin.You didn't make the film! Wish you never showed.But when they put barbed wire around the ,not set,enclosure! You should have caught on.

"Uh huh! Mr. Funny! Mr.Canada! Mr. Landscapin!"

Supernaughty
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Another Gitcha Dan...

"C'mon.Here is your room!"

"Naw! There is a lock on the door!!"

"Its cool! The lock is on your side of the door.For privacy!"

"Oh...that bed...all to myself?"

"Uh huh!"

"Hey wait a minute.That transparent thing.It aint water,or air.."

"It's called a window!"

"When are visiting hours?"



Supernaughty
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Now here is my current,original,just off the presses version of what I call, "Blood Makes Poor Mortar". From the film my deranged parents dearly loved.

"I like the way they talk! Why don't peope talk that way today???" And there own son a reincarnation of...nevermind.

The Pylons! keep makin em! What are they fo?

"Commemorating Ramses victory at the battle of.."

"But why so many? Some old guy,some old guy who remembers.Was ther,was there.Said it didn't happen that way! Ramses ran! He was a coward.I would not say it was a victory.i would not say it was a rout.It was more like a complete military disaster! And he started on them Pylons.He stated this fact!

'Pharoh is a lousy...'

"Then they turned the block around with him in it! He is now mortar!"

"What about his family?"

"Well his son carried in his foot prints.The next pyons,he was engravin' 'Now let's look at it from the enemies side.' he became mortar.The foundation to be exact!

Supernaughty
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I will out do any body! I will out do Ed the Mur! I will out do Rick the Pry! I will out do Steve the Mar! But don't ask me to outdo the Great Unkowns.For they is possessed!

I will outdo Don the Rick! A Boy Scout!

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