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Crucifixion...nasty eh!!

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Thank You Mr. Cohen,not Coho.Just getting a reply from someone to me is the greatest compliment! Before the dreaded Feds come bashing your doors down!


The subject matter today are the Popeye's.The movies that were so terrible.

Popeye was so bad,says Ediie Murphy,that the audience was in shock after seein this..."comedy". I didn't see it myself but just a description made me loose sleep,then have nightmares!

Robin Williams.You readin' this buddy? Canada soul here. Add lib,we have half an hour to fill.Robin was so harrassed and beaten,that in desperation,he pointed to the woman and Sweet Pea and said "Them! They are to blame!" In an a ct of ,not self scarifice,this is Hollywood! Abandonement!

While they were beating the woman and sodomizing the infant,Robin relaxed .For once they are not after me!!

I would not say it was the worst movie of all time,but on a scale...Hmmmm. Out of a thousand horrible movies (of all time)I would say....nine hundred and eleventh.911! Call that number if someone brings that video to you home!

I know Robin.You didn't make the film! Wish you never showed.But when they put barbed wire around the ,not set,enclosure! You should have caught on.

"Uh huh! Mr. Funny! Mr.Canada! Mr. Landscapin!"

Supernaughty
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Another Gitcha Dan...

"C'mon.Here is your room!"

"Naw! There is a lock on the door!!"

"Its cool! The lock is on your side of the door.For privacy!"

"Oh...that bed...all to myself?"

"Uh huh!"

"Hey wait a minute.That transparent thing.It aint water,or air.."

"It's called a window!"

"When are visiting hours?"



Supernaughty
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Now here is my current,original,just off the presses version of what I call, "Blood Makes Poor Mortar". From the film my deranged parents dearly loved.

"I like the way they talk! Why don't peope talk that way today???" And there own son a reincarnation of...nevermind.

The Pylons! keep makin em! What are they fo?

"Commemorating Ramses victory at the battle of.."

"But why so many? Some old guy,some old guy who remembers.Was ther,was there.Said it didn't happen that way! Ramses ran! He was a coward.I would not say it was a victory.i would not say it was a rout.It was more like a complete military disaster! And he started on them Pylons.He stated this fact!

'Pharoh is a lousy...'

"Then they turned the block around with him in it! He is now mortar!"

"What about his family?"

"Well his son carried in his foot prints.The next pyons,he was engravin' 'Now let's look at it from the enemies side.' he became mortar.The foundation to be exact!

Supernaughty
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I will out do any body! I will out do Ed the Mur! I will out do Rick the Pry! I will out do Steve the Mar! But don't ask me to outdo the Great Unkowns.For they is possessed!

I will outdo Don the Rick! A Boy Scout!

Supernaughty
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I am into my Dark Mode now! Workin' the mcdonalds! Shift after shift! Try the Biathalon! Try the Triathalon! That's right,I was a tricerotops! Try a tri!Do an eight! Enter the octagon!

Supernaughty


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i think you're a bit touched!!<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

Crucifixion...nasty eh!!

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Thank You Mr. Cohen,not Coho.Just getting a reply from someone to me is the greatest compliment! Before the dreaded Feds come bashing your doors down!


The subject matter today are the Popeye's.The movies that were so terrible.

Popeye was so bad,says Ediie Murphy,that the audience was in shock after seein this..."comedy". I didn't see it myself but just a description made me loose sleep,then have nightmares!

Robin Williams.You readin' this buddy? Canada soul here. Add lib,we have half an hour to fill.Robin was so harrassed and beaten,that in desperation,he pointed to the woman and Sweet Pea and said "Them! They are to blame!" In an a ct of ,not self scarifice,this is Hollywood! Abandonement!

While they were beating the woman and sodomizing the infant,Robin relaxed .For once they are not after me!!

I would not say it was the worst movie of all time,but on a scale...Hmmmm. Out of a thousand horrible movies (of all time)I would say....nine hundred and eleventh.911! Call that number if someone brings that video to you home!

I know Robin.You didn't make the film! Wish you never showed.But when they put barbed wire around the ,not set,enclosure! You should have caught on.

"Uh huh! Mr. Funny! Mr.Canada! Mr. Landscapin!"

Supernaughty
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Another Gitcha Dan...

"C'mon.Here is your room!"

"Naw! There is a lock on the door!!"

"Its cool! The lock is on your side of the door.For privacy!"

"Oh...that bed...all to myself?"

"Uh huh!"

"Hey wait a minute.That transparent thing.It aint water,or air.."

"It's called a window!"

"When are visiting hours?"



Supernaughty
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Now here is my current,original,just off the presses version of what I call, "Blood Makes Poor Mortar". From the film my deranged parents dearly loved.

"I like the way they talk! Why don't peope talk that way today???" And there own son a reincarnation of...nevermind.

The Pylons! keep makin em! What are they fo?

"Commemorating Ramses victory at the battle of.."

"But why so many? Some old guy,some old guy who remembers.Was ther,was there.Said it didn't happen that way! Ramses ran! He was a coward.I would not say it was a victory.i would not say it was a rout.It was more like a complete military disaster! And he started on them Pylons.He stated this fact!

'Pharoh is a lousy...'

"Then they turned the block around with him in it! He is now mortar!"

"What about his family?"

"Well his son carried in his foot prints.The next pyons,he was engravin' 'Now let's look at it from the enemies side.' he became mortar.The foundation to be exact!

Supernaughty
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I will out do any body! I will out do Ed the Mur! I will out do Rick the Pry! I will out do Steve the Mar! But don't ask me to outdo the Great Unkowns.For they is possessed!

I will outdo Don the Rick! A Boy Scout!

Supernaughty
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I am into my Dark Mode now! Workin' the mcdonalds! Shift after shift! Try the Biathalon! Try the Triathalon! That's right,I was a tricerotops! Try a tri!Do an eight! Enter the octagon!

Supernaughty
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Do a four...a Quadro...do a six...a hexy...now I am sounding like Wayan....did I spell it right?

Supernaughty


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i think you're a bit touched!!<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

Crucifixion...nasty eh!!

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Thank You Mr. Cohen,not Coho.Just getting a reply from someone to me is the greatest compliment! Before the dreaded Feds come bashing your doors down!


The subject matter today are the Popeye's.The movies that were so terrible.

Popeye was so bad,says Ediie Murphy,that the audience was in shock after seein this..."comedy". I didn't see it myself but just a description made me loose sleep,then have nightmares!

Robin Williams.You readin' this buddy? Canada soul here. Add lib,we have half an hour to fill.Robin was so harrassed and beaten,that in desperation,he pointed to the woman and Sweet Pea and said "Them! They are to blame!" In an a ct of ,not self scarifice,this is Hollywood! Abandonement!

While they were beating the woman and sodomizing the infant,Robin relaxed .For once they are not after me!!

I would not say it was the worst movie of all time,but on a scale...Hmmmm. Out of a thousand horrible movies (of all time)I would say....nine hundred and eleventh.911! Call that number if someone brings that video to you home!

I know Robin.You didn't make the film! Wish you never showed.But when they put barbed wire around the ,not set,enclosure! You should have caught on.

"Uh huh! Mr. Funny! Mr.Canada! Mr. Landscapin!"

Supernaughty
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Another Gitcha Dan...

"C'mon.Here is your room!"

"Naw! There is a lock on the door!!"

"Its cool! The lock is on your side of the door.For privacy!"

"Oh...that bed...all to myself?"

"Uh huh!"

"Hey wait a minute.That transparent thing.It aint water,or air.."

"It's called a window!"

"When are visiting hours?"



Supernaughty
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Now here is my current,original,just off the presses version of what I call, "Blood Makes Poor Mortar". From the film my deranged parents dearly loved.

"I like the way they talk! Why don't peope talk that way today???" And there own son a reincarnation of...nevermind.

The Pylons! keep makin em! What are they fo?

"Commemorating Ramses victory at the battle of.."

"But why so many? Some old guy,some old guy who remembers.Was ther,was there.Said it didn't happen that way! Ramses ran! He was a coward.I would not say it was a victory.i would not say it was a rout.It was more like a complete military disaster! And he started on them Pylons.He stated this fact!

'Pharoh is a lousy...'

"Then they turned the block around with him in it! He is now mortar!"

"What about his family?"

"Well his son carried in his foot prints.The next pyons,he was engravin' 'Now let's look at it from the enemies side.' he became mortar.The foundation to be exact!

Supernaughty
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I will out do any body! I will out do Ed the Mur! I will out do Rick the Pry! I will out do Steve the Mar! But don't ask me to outdo the Great Unkowns.For they is possessed!

I will outdo Don the Rick! A Boy Scout!

Supernaughty
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I am into my Dark Mode now! Workin' the mcdonalds! Shift after shift! Try the Biathalon! Try the Triathalon! That's right,I was a tricerotops! Try a tri!Do an eight! Enter the octagon!

Supernaughty
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Do a four...a Quadro...do a six...a hexy...now I am sounding like Wayan....did I spell it right?

Supernaughty
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back to Them Pylons...Why so many? They stretch out to infinity! Why not mass produce 'em?
Them last two guys,ended up as mortar.Works well not poor. The Taskmaster odered us to build another Pylon.When you're done making bricks take a break and get to work on it! This new one says "Do as I say." then he thought to himself...make another Pylon with a big exclamation mark on it!

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i think you're a bit touched!!<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

Crucifixion...nasty eh!!

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Thank You Mr. Cohen,not Coho.Just getting a reply from someone to me is the greatest compliment! Before the dreaded Feds come bashing your doors down!


The subject matter today are the Popeye's.The movies that were so terrible.

Popeye was so bad,says Ediie Murphy,that the audience was in shock after seein this..."comedy". I didn't see it myself but just a description made me loose sleep,then have nightmares!

Robin Williams.You readin' this buddy? Canada soul here. Add lib,we have half an hour to fill.Robin was so harrassed and beaten,that in desperation,he pointed to the woman and Sweet Pea and said "Them! They are to blame!" In an a ct of ,not self scarifice,this is Hollywood! Abandonement!

While they were beating the woman and sodomizing the infant,Robin relaxed .For once they are not after me!!

I would not say it was the worst movie of all time,but on a scale...Hmmmm. Out of a thousand horrible movies (of all time)I would say....nine hundred and eleventh.911! Call that number if someone brings that video to you home!

I know Robin.You didn't make the film! Wish you never showed.But when they put barbed wire around the ,not set,enclosure! You should have caught on.

"Uh huh! Mr. Funny! Mr.Canada! Mr. Landscapin!"

Supernaughty
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Another Gitcha Dan...

"C'mon.Here is your room!"

"Naw! There is a lock on the door!!"

"Its cool! The lock is on your side of the door.For privacy!"

"Oh...that bed...all to myself?"

"Uh huh!"

"Hey wait a minute.That transparent thing.It aint water,or air.."

"It's called a window!"

"When are visiting hours?"



Supernaughty
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Now here is my current,original,just off the presses version of what I call, "Blood Makes Poor Mortar". From the film my deranged parents dearly loved.

"I like the way they talk! Why don't peope talk that way today???" And there own son a reincarnation of...nevermind.

The Pylons! keep makin em! What are they fo?

"Commemorating Ramses victory at the battle of.."

"But why so many? Some old guy,some old guy who remembers.Was ther,was there.Said it didn't happen that way! Ramses ran! He was a coward.I would not say it was a victory.i would not say it was a rout.It was more like a complete military disaster! And he started on them Pylons.He stated this fact!

'Pharoh is a lousy...'

"Then they turned the block around with him in it! He is now mortar!"

"What about his family?"

"Well his son carried in his foot prints.The next pyons,he was engravin' 'Now let's look at it from the enemies side.' he became mortar.The foundation to be exact!

Supernaughty
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I will out do any body! I will out do Ed the Mur! I will out do Rick the Pry! I will out do Steve the Mar! But don't ask me to outdo the Great Unkowns.For they is possessed!

I will outdo Don the Rick! A Boy Scout!

Supernaughty
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I am into my Dark Mode now! Workin' the mcdonalds! Shift after shift! Try the Biathalon! Try the Triathalon! That's right,I was a tricerotops! Try a tri!Do an eight! Enter the octagon!

Supernaughty
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Do a four...a Quadro...do a six...a hexy...now I am sounding like Wayan....did I spell it right?

Supernaughty
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back to Them Pylons...Why so many? They stretch out to infinity! Why not mass produce 'em?
Them last two guys,ended up as mortar.Works well not poor. The Taskmaster odered us to build another Pylon.When you're done making bricks take a break and get to work on it! This new one says "Do as I say." then he thought to himself...make another Pylon with a big exclamation mark on it!

Supernaughty
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I remember some useless gifts in our family. I was the first to try microwave popcorn.At work,these druggoes looked at me like I was from outer space.Now everyone uses it and even coin machines dispense it out.Now they like it.Why am I always the first?

Before microwaves,there was the pot,which was overflowin with it,all covered in oil! Then a "Pop Corn Maker!!" Another frypan with a glass or plastic see thru cover on it! Works the same as a pot I guess.But you can SEE IT IN ACTION. Afterwars twice the clen up! Electrical element in there and all.Scrub it!

Next was the hot air devices I call em. Use a thousand kilowatts of electricity.Works I guess. Half of them went off,the rest of them scortched. All dry so much i choked on it!

They used to make popcorn in theatres.came out ok.What happened? Microwave is fine,yet everyone looked at me funny....

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Crucifixion...nasty eh!!

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Thank You Mr. Cohen,not Coho.Just getting a reply from someone to me is the greatest compliment! Before the dreaded Feds come bashing your doors down!


The subject matter today are the Popeye's.The movies that were so terrible.

Popeye was so bad,says Ediie Murphy,that the audience was in shock after seein this..."comedy". I didn't see it myself but just a description made me loose sleep,then have nightmares!

Robin Williams.You readin' this buddy? Canada soul here. Add lib,we have half an hour to fill.Robin was so harrassed and beaten,that in desperation,he pointed to the woman and Sweet Pea and said "Them! They are to blame!" In an a ct of ,not self scarifice,this is Hollywood! Abandonement!

While they were beating the woman and sodomizing the infant,Robin relaxed .For once they are not after me!!

I would not say it was the worst movie of all time,but on a scale...Hmmmm. Out of a thousand horrible movies (of all time)I would say....nine hundred and eleventh.911! Call that number if someone brings that video to you home!

I know Robin.You didn't make the film! Wish you never showed.But when they put barbed wire around the ,not set,enclosure! You should have caught on.

"Uh huh! Mr. Funny! Mr.Canada! Mr. Landscapin!"

Supernaughty
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Another Gitcha Dan...

"C'mon.Here is your room!"

"Naw! There is a lock on the door!!"

"Its cool! The lock is on your side of the door.For privacy!"

"Oh...that bed...all to myself?"

"Uh huh!"

"Hey wait a minute.That transparent thing.It aint water,or air.."

"It's called a window!"

"When are visiting hours?"



Supernaughty
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Now here is my current,original,just off the presses version of what I call, "Blood Makes Poor Mortar". From the film my deranged parents dearly loved.

"I like the way they talk! Why don't peope talk that way today???" And there own son a reincarnation of...nevermind.

The Pylons! keep makin em! What are they fo?

"Commemorating Ramses victory at the battle of.."

"But why so many? Some old guy,some old guy who remembers.Was ther,was there.Said it didn't happen that way! Ramses ran! He was a coward.I would not say it was a victory.i would not say it was a rout.It was more like a complete military disaster! And he started on them Pylons.He stated this fact!

'Pharoh is a lousy...'

"Then they turned the block around with him in it! He is now mortar!"

"What about his family?"

"Well his son carried in his foot prints.The next pyons,he was engravin' 'Now let's look at it from the enemies side.' he became mortar.The foundation to be exact!

Supernaughty
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I will out do any body! I will out do Ed the Mur! I will out do Rick the Pry! I will out do Steve the Mar! But don't ask me to outdo the Great Unkowns.For they is possessed!

I will outdo Don the Rick! A Boy Scout!

Supernaughty
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I am into my Dark Mode now! Workin' the mcdonalds! Shift after shift! Try the Biathalon! Try the Triathalon! That's right,I was a tricerotops! Try a tri!Do an eight! Enter the octagon!

Supernaughty
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Do a four...a Quadro...do a six...a hexy...now I am sounding like Wayan....did I spell it right?

Supernaughty
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back to Them Pylons...Why so many? They stretch out to infinity! Why not mass produce 'em?
Them last two guys,ended up as mortar.Works well not poor. The Taskmaster odered us to build another Pylon.When you're done making bricks take a break and get to work on it! This new one says "Do as I say." then he thought to himself...make another Pylon with a big exclamation mark on it!

Supernaughty
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I remember some useless gifts in our family. I was the first to try microwave popcorn.At work,these druggoes looked at me like I was from outer space.Now everyone uses it and even coin machines dispense it out.Now they like it.Why am I always the first?

Before microwaves,there was the pot,which was overflowin with it,all covered in oil! Then a "Pop Corn Maker!!" Another frypan with a glass or plastic see thru cover on it! Works the same as a pot I guess.But you can SEE IT IN ACTION. Afterwars twice the clen up! Electrical element in there and all.Scrub it!

Next was the hot air devices I call em. Use a thousand kilowatts of electricity.Works I guess. Half of them went off,the rest of them scortched. All dry so much i choked on it!

They used to make popcorn in theatres.came out ok.What happened? Microwave is fine,yet everyone looked at me funny....

Supernaughty
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I use the hot air popper to heat my house on cold evenings.

But besides that...fondue sets. My sister recieved it and gave it her sister saying,"You understand that this is an insult?"

No she actually said thank you.

Not even brass or stainless.Tin.A tiny bulb underneath that was supposed to contain alcohol for burning. But she didnt trust it! tested it out! Pur gasoline in there...yeah it burns ok....but at the end it exploded from the gas vapous,not shattering.made a little crack in it.he she cleaned it uo and gave it to jennifer.

Not so! Still something in the pot! A residue from the cheese.It sticks you know.You hate me that much you want me to get botchilism? I'll keep it as a momento!

Supernaughty


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Crucifixion...nasty eh!!

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Thank You Mr. Cohen,not Coho.Just getting a reply from someone to me is the greatest compliment! Before the dreaded Feds come bashing your doors down!


The subject matter today are the Popeye's.The movies that were so terrible.

Popeye was so bad,says Ediie Murphy,that the audience was in shock after seein this..."comedy". I didn't see it myself but just a description made me loose sleep,then have nightmares!

Robin Williams.You readin' this buddy? Canada soul here. Add lib,we have half an hour to fill.Robin was so harrassed and beaten,that in desperation,he pointed to the woman and Sweet Pea and said "Them! They are to blame!" In an a ct of ,not self scarifice,this is Hollywood! Abandonement!

While they were beating the woman and sodomizing the infant,Robin relaxed .For once they are not after me!!

I would not say it was the worst movie of all time,but on a scale...Hmmmm. Out of a thousand horrible movies (of all time)I would say....nine hundred and eleventh.911! Call that number if someone brings that video to you home!

I know Robin.You didn't make the film! Wish you never showed.But when they put barbed wire around the ,not set,enclosure! You should have caught on.

"Uh huh! Mr. Funny! Mr.Canada! Mr. Landscapin!"

Supernaughty
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Another Gitcha Dan...

"C'mon.Here is your room!"

"Naw! There is a lock on the door!!"

"Its cool! The lock is on your side of the door.For privacy!"

"Oh...that bed...all to myself?"

"Uh huh!"

"Hey wait a minute.That transparent thing.It aint water,or air.."

"It's called a window!"

"When are visiting hours?"



Supernaughty
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Now here is my current,original,just off the presses version of what I call, "Blood Makes Poor Mortar". From the film my deranged parents dearly loved.

"I like the way they talk! Why don't peope talk that way today???" And there own son a reincarnation of...nevermind.

The Pylons! keep makin em! What are they fo?

"Commemorating Ramses victory at the battle of.."

"But why so many? Some old guy,some old guy who remembers.Was ther,was there.Said it didn't happen that way! Ramses ran! He was a coward.I would not say it was a victory.i would not say it was a rout.It was more like a complete military disaster! And he started on them Pylons.He stated this fact!

'Pharoh is a lousy...'

"Then they turned the block around with him in it! He is now mortar!"

"What about his family?"

"Well his son carried in his foot prints.The next pyons,he was engravin' 'Now let's look at it from the enemies side.' he became mortar.The foundation to be exact!

Supernaughty
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I will out do any body! I will out do Ed the Mur! I will out do Rick the Pry! I will out do Steve the Mar! But don't ask me to outdo the Great Unkowns.For they is possessed!

I will outdo Don the Rick! A Boy Scout!

Supernaughty
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I am into my Dark Mode now! Workin' the mcdonalds! Shift after shift! Try the Biathalon! Try the Triathalon! That's right,I was a tricerotops! Try a tri!Do an eight! Enter the octagon!

Supernaughty
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Do a four...a Quadro...do a six...a hexy...now I am sounding like Wayan....did I spell it right?

Supernaughty
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back to Them Pylons...Why so many? They stretch out to infinity! Why not mass produce 'em?
Them last two guys,ended up as mortar.Works well not poor. The Taskmaster odered us to build another Pylon.When you're done making bricks take a break and get to work on it! This new one says "Do as I say." then he thought to himself...make another Pylon with a big exclamation mark on it!

Supernaughty
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I remember some useless gifts in our family. I was the first to try microwave popcorn.At work,these druggoes looked at me like I was from outer space.Now everyone uses it and even coin machines dispense it out.Now they like it.Why am I always the first?

Before microwaves,there was the pot,which was overflowin with it,all covered in oil! Then a "Pop Corn Maker!!" Another frypan with a glass or plastic see thru cover on it! Works the same as a pot I guess.But you can SEE IT IN ACTION. Afterwars twice the clen up! Electrical element in there and all.Scrub it!

Next was the hot air devices I call em. Use a thousand kilowatts of electricity.Works I guess. Half of them went off,the rest of them scortched. All dry so much i choked on it!

They used to make popcorn in theatres.came out ok.What happened? Microwave is fine,yet everyone looked at me funny....

Supernaughty
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I use the hot air popper to heat my house on cold evenings.

But besides that...fondue sets. My sister recieved it and gave it her sister saying,"You understand that this is an insult?"

No she actually said thank you.

Not even brass or stainless.Tin.A tiny bulb underneath that was supposed to contain alcohol for burning. But she didnt trust it! tested it out! Pur gasoline in there...yeah it burns ok....but at the end it exploded from the gas vapous,not shattering.made a little crack in it.he she cleaned it uo and gave it to jennifer.

Not so! Still something in the pot! A residue from the cheese.It sticks you know.You hate me that much you want me to get botchilism? I'll keep it as a momento!

Supernaughty
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And her brain dead husband said,"Yeah,I know" and got another slap in the face.

Know why?Try to satisfy a woman.Her vagina gets bigger with age,your errection gets smaller.Eventually you will meet up!

Then she treats you sweet,and asks,"Darling,please let me bind you!"

"Why sure!"

Then her countenance changes."My Va-gine-ah needs to be satisfied! Take a look at it although you males hate the site of it.You have to pretend manliness by buying up every last Playboy magazine or else you just arent there.They do it deliberately,the publishers,just a limited quantity! Outsells Playgirl a thousand to one,that is how lame you are! Now...full screen..the Va-ginnne'ahhh!"

"Some people hate that word! I said cloacea,being in bedpans and this rich old biddy slapped me.From then on I called her ms.Clo'Ayee-Caaaaa!

It was then she decided to get a man and keep him as a love slave.They hate this organ,and break down when it is in their face! Yet they expect me to suck them off!"


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Crucifixion...nasty eh!!

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Thank You Mr. Cohen,not Coho.Just getting a reply from someone to me is the greatest compliment! Before the dreaded Feds come bashing your doors down!


The subject matter today are the Popeye's.The movies that were so terrible.

Popeye was so bad,says Ediie Murphy,that the audience was in shock after seein this..."comedy". I didn't see it myself but just a description made me loose sleep,then have nightmares!

Robin Williams.You readin' this buddy? Canada soul here. Add lib,we have half an hour to fill.Robin was so harrassed and beaten,that in desperation,he pointed to the woman and Sweet Pea and said "Them! They are to blame!" In an a ct of ,not self scarifice,this is Hollywood! Abandonement!

While they were beating the woman and sodomizing the infant,Robin relaxed .For once they are not after me!!

I would not say it was the worst movie of all time,but on a scale...Hmmmm. Out of a thousand horrible movies (of all time)I would say....nine hundred and eleventh.911! Call that number if someone brings that video to you home!

I know Robin.You didn't make the film! Wish you never showed.But when they put barbed wire around the ,not set,enclosure! You should have caught on.

"Uh huh! Mr. Funny! Mr.Canada! Mr. Landscapin!"

Supernaughty
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Another Gitcha Dan...

"C'mon.Here is your room!"

"Naw! There is a lock on the door!!"

"Its cool! The lock is on your side of the door.For privacy!"

"Oh...that bed...all to myself?"

"Uh huh!"

"Hey wait a minute.That transparent thing.It aint water,or air.."

"It's called a window!"

"When are visiting hours?"



Supernaughty
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Now here is my current,original,just off the presses version of what I call, "Blood Makes Poor Mortar". From the film my deranged parents dearly loved.

"I like the way they talk! Why don't peope talk that way today???" And there own son a reincarnation of...nevermind.

The Pylons! keep makin em! What are they fo?

"Commemorating Ramses victory at the battle of.."

"But why so many? Some old guy,some old guy who remembers.Was ther,was there.Said it didn't happen that way! Ramses ran! He was a coward.I would not say it was a victory.i would not say it was a rout.It was more like a complete military disaster! And he started on them Pylons.He stated this fact!

'Pharoh is a lousy...'

"Then they turned the block around with him in it! He is now mortar!"

"What about his family?"

"Well his son carried in his foot prints.The next pyons,he was engravin' 'Now let's look at it from the enemies side.' he became mortar.The foundation to be exact!

Supernaughty
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I will out do any body! I will out do Ed the Mur! I will out do Rick the Pry! I will out do Steve the Mar! But don't ask me to outdo the Great Unkowns.For they is possessed!

I will outdo Don the Rick! A Boy Scout!

Supernaughty
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

I am into my Dark Mode now! Workin' the mcdonalds! Shift after shift! Try the Biathalon! Try the Triathalon! That's right,I was a tricerotops! Try a tri!Do an eight! Enter the octagon!

Supernaughty
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Do a four...a Quadro...do a six...a hexy...now I am sounding like Wayan....did I spell it right?

Supernaughty
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back to Them Pylons...Why so many? They stretch out to infinity! Why not mass produce 'em?
Them last two guys,ended up as mortar.Works well not poor. The Taskmaster odered us to build another Pylon.When you're done making bricks take a break and get to work on it! This new one says "Do as I say." then he thought to himself...make another Pylon with a big exclamation mark on it!

Supernaughty
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I remember some useless gifts in our family. I was the first to try microwave popcorn.At work,these druggoes looked at me like I was from outer space.Now everyone uses it and even coin machines dispense it out.Now they like it.Why am I always the first?

Before microwaves,there was the pot,which was overflowin with it,all covered in oil! Then a "Pop Corn Maker!!" Another frypan with a glass or plastic see thru cover on it! Works the same as a pot I guess.But you can SEE IT IN ACTION. Afterwars twice the clen up! Electrical element in there and all.Scrub it!

Next was the hot air devices I call em. Use a thousand kilowatts of electricity.Works I guess. Half of them went off,the rest of them scortched. All dry so much i choked on it!

They used to make popcorn in theatres.came out ok.What happened? Microwave is fine,yet everyone looked at me funny....

Supernaughty
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I use the hot air popper to heat my house on cold evenings.

But besides that...fondue sets. My sister recieved it and gave it her sister saying,"You understand that this is an insult?"

No she actually said thank you.

Not even brass or stainless.Tin.A tiny bulb underneath that was supposed to contain alcohol for burning. But she didnt trust it! tested it out! Pur gasoline in there...yeah it burns ok....but at the end it exploded from the gas vapous,not shattering.made a little crack in it.he she cleaned it uo and gave it to jennifer.

Not so! Still something in the pot! A residue from the cheese.It sticks you know.You hate me that much you want me to get botchilism? I'll keep it as a momento!

Supernaughty
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And her brain dead husband said,"Yeah,I know" and got another slap in the face.

Know why?Try to satisfy a woman.Her vagina gets bigger with age,your errection gets smaller.Eventually you will meet up!

Then she treats you sweet,and asks,"Darling,please let me bind you!"

"Why sure!"

Then her countenance changes."My Va-gine-ah needs to be satisfied! Take a look at it although you males hate the site of it.You have to pretend manliness by buying up every last Playboy magazine or else you just arent there.They do it deliberately,the publishers,just a limited quantity! Outsells Playgirl a thousand to one,that is how lame you are! Now...full screen..the Va-ginnne'ahhh!"

"Some people hate that word! I said cloacea,being in bedpans and this rich old biddy slapped me.From then on I called her ms.Clo'Ayee-Caaaaa!

It was then she decided to get a man and keep him as a love slave.They hate this organ,and break down when it is in their face! Yet they expect me to suck them off!"


Supernaughty
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Back to "The Pylons" now.

Pharoh's new order: Make another Pylon.On it,let it read, "When we catch whoever is writing graffiti on my pylons, He will become mortar as well!"

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Crucifixion...nasty eh!!

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Thank You Mr. Cohen,not Coho.Just getting a reply from someone to me is the greatest compliment! Before the dreaded Feds come bashing your doors down!


The subject matter today are the Popeye's.The movies that were so terrible.

Popeye was so bad,says Ediie Murphy,that the audience was in shock after seein this..."comedy". I didn't see it myself but just a description made me loose sleep,then have nightmares!

Robin Williams.You readin' this buddy? Canada soul here. Add lib,we have half an hour to fill.Robin was so harrassed and beaten,that in desperation,he pointed to the woman and Sweet Pea and said "Them! They are to blame!" In an a ct of ,not self scarifice,this is Hollywood! Abandonement!

While they were beating the woman and sodomizing the infant,Robin relaxed .For once they are not after me!!

I would not say it was the worst movie of all time,but on a scale...Hmmmm. Out of a thousand horrible movies (of all time)I would say....nine hundred and eleventh.911! Call that number if someone brings that video to you home!

I know Robin.You didn't make the film! Wish you never showed.But when they put barbed wire around the ,not set,enclosure! You should have caught on.

"Uh huh! Mr. Funny! Mr.Canada! Mr. Landscapin!"

Supernaughty
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Another Gitcha Dan...

"C'mon.Here is your room!"

"Naw! There is a lock on the door!!"

"Its cool! The lock is on your side of the door.For privacy!"

"Oh...that bed...all to myself?"

"Uh huh!"

"Hey wait a minute.That transparent thing.It aint water,or air.."

"It's called a window!"

"When are visiting hours?"



Supernaughty
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Now here is my current,original,just off the presses version of what I call, "Blood Makes Poor Mortar". From the film my deranged parents dearly loved.

"I like the way they talk! Why don't peope talk that way today???" And there own son a reincarnation of...nevermind.

The Pylons! keep makin em! What are they fo?

"Commemorating Ramses victory at the battle of.."

"But why so many? Some old guy,some old guy who remembers.Was ther,was there.Said it didn't happen that way! Ramses ran! He was a coward.I would not say it was a victory.i would not say it was a rout.It was more like a complete military disaster! And he started on them Pylons.He stated this fact!

'Pharoh is a lousy...'

"Then they turned the block around with him in it! He is now mortar!"

"What about his family?"

"Well his son carried in his foot prints.The next pyons,he was engravin' 'Now let's look at it from the enemies side.' he became mortar.The foundation to be exact!

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I will out do any body! I will out do Ed the Mur! I will out do Rick the Pry! I will out do Steve the Mar! But don't ask me to outdo the Great Unkowns.For they is possessed!

I will outdo Don the Rick! A Boy Scout!

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I am into my Dark Mode now! Workin' the mcdonalds! Shift after shift! Try the Biathalon! Try the Triathalon! That's right,I was a tricerotops! Try a tri!Do an eight! Enter the octagon!

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Do a four...a Quadro...do a six...a hexy...now I am sounding like Wayan....did I spell it right?

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back to Them Pylons...Why so many? They stretch out to infinity! Why not mass produce 'em?
Them last two guys,ended up as mortar.Works well not poor. The Taskmaster odered us to build another Pylon.When you're done making bricks take a break and get to work on it! This new one says "Do as I say." then he thought to himself...make another Pylon with a big exclamation mark on it!

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I remember some useless gifts in our family. I was the first to try microwave popcorn.At work,these druggoes looked at me like I was from outer space.Now everyone uses it and even coin machines dispense it out.Now they like it.Why am I always the first?

Before microwaves,there was the pot,which was overflowin with it,all covered in oil! Then a "Pop Corn Maker!!" Another frypan with a glass or plastic see thru cover on it! Works the same as a pot I guess.But you can SEE IT IN ACTION. Afterwars twice the clen up! Electrical element in there and all.Scrub it!

Next was the hot air devices I call em. Use a thousand kilowatts of electricity.Works I guess. Half of them went off,the rest of them scortched. All dry so much i choked on it!

They used to make popcorn in theatres.came out ok.What happened? Microwave is fine,yet everyone looked at me funny....

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I use the hot air popper to heat my house on cold evenings.

But besides that...fondue sets. My sister recieved it and gave it her sister saying,"You understand that this is an insult?"

No she actually said thank you.

Not even brass or stainless.Tin.A tiny bulb underneath that was supposed to contain alcohol for burning. But she didnt trust it! tested it out! Pur gasoline in there...yeah it burns ok....but at the end it exploded from the gas vapous,not shattering.made a little crack in it.he she cleaned it uo and gave it to jennifer.

Not so! Still something in the pot! A residue from the cheese.It sticks you know.You hate me that much you want me to get botchilism? I'll keep it as a momento!

Supernaughty
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And her brain dead husband said,"Yeah,I know" and got another slap in the face.

Know why?Try to satisfy a woman.Her vagina gets bigger with age,your errection gets smaller.Eventually you will meet up!

Then she treats you sweet,and asks,"Darling,please let me bind you!"

"Why sure!"

Then her countenance changes."My Va-gine-ah needs to be satisfied! Take a look at it although you males hate the site of it.You have to pretend manliness by buying up every last Playboy magazine or else you just arent there.They do it deliberately,the publishers,just a limited quantity! Outsells Playgirl a thousand to one,that is how lame you are! Now...full screen..the Va-ginnne'ahhh!"

"Some people hate that word! I said cloacea,being in bedpans and this rich old biddy slapped me.From then on I called her ms.Clo'Ayee-Caaaaa!

It was then she decided to get a man and keep him as a love slave.They hate this organ,and break down when it is in their face! Yet they expect me to suck them off!"


Supernaughty
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Back to "The Pylons" now.

Pharoh's new order: Make another Pylon.On it,let it read, "When we catch whoever is writing graffiti on my pylons, He will become mortar as well!"

Supernaughty
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But the graffiti didn't stop.Another one wrote on the stone, "That must have been some battle.Right! That wasn't you chargin it was you runnin away! But you won't catch me..I subcontract!"

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Crucifixion...nasty eh!!

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Thank You Mr. Cohen,not Coho.Just getting a reply from someone to me is the greatest compliment! Before the dreaded Feds come bashing your doors down!


The subject matter today are the Popeye's.The movies that were so terrible.

Popeye was so bad,says Ediie Murphy,that the audience was in shock after seein this..."comedy". I didn't see it myself but just a description made me loose sleep,then have nightmares!

Robin Williams.You readin' this buddy? Canada soul here. Add lib,we have half an hour to fill.Robin was so harrassed and beaten,that in desperation,he pointed to the woman and Sweet Pea and said "Them! They are to blame!" In an a ct of ,not self scarifice,this is Hollywood! Abandonement!

While they were beating the woman and sodomizing the infant,Robin relaxed .For once they are not after me!!

I would not say it was the worst movie of all time,but on a scale...Hmmmm. Out of a thousand horrible movies (of all time)I would say....nine hundred and eleventh.911! Call that number if someone brings that video to you home!

I know Robin.You didn't make the film! Wish you never showed.But when they put barbed wire around the ,not set,enclosure! You should have caught on.

"Uh huh! Mr. Funny! Mr.Canada! Mr. Landscapin!"

Supernaughty
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Another Gitcha Dan...

"C'mon.Here is your room!"

"Naw! There is a lock on the door!!"

"Its cool! The lock is on your side of the door.For privacy!"

"Oh...that bed...all to myself?"

"Uh huh!"

"Hey wait a minute.That transparent thing.It aint water,or air.."

"It's called a window!"

"When are visiting hours?"



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Now here is my current,original,just off the presses version of what I call, "Blood Makes Poor Mortar". From the film my deranged parents dearly loved.

"I like the way they talk! Why don't peope talk that way today???" And there own son a reincarnation of...nevermind.

The Pylons! keep makin em! What are they fo?

"Commemorating Ramses victory at the battle of.."

"But why so many? Some old guy,some old guy who remembers.Was ther,was there.Said it didn't happen that way! Ramses ran! He was a coward.I would not say it was a victory.i would not say it was a rout.It was more like a complete military disaster! And he started on them Pylons.He stated this fact!

'Pharoh is a lousy...'

"Then they turned the block around with him in it! He is now mortar!"

"What about his family?"

"Well his son carried in his foot prints.The next pyons,he was engravin' 'Now let's look at it from the enemies side.' he became mortar.The foundation to be exact!

Supernaughty
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I will out do any body! I will out do Ed the Mur! I will out do Rick the Pry! I will out do Steve the Mar! But don't ask me to outdo the Great Unkowns.For they is possessed!

I will outdo Don the Rick! A Boy Scout!

Supernaughty
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I am into my Dark Mode now! Workin' the mcdonalds! Shift after shift! Try the Biathalon! Try the Triathalon! That's right,I was a tricerotops! Try a tri!Do an eight! Enter the octagon!

Supernaughty
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Do a four...a Quadro...do a six...a hexy...now I am sounding like Wayan....did I spell it right?

Supernaughty
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back to Them Pylons...Why so many? They stretch out to infinity! Why not mass produce 'em?
Them last two guys,ended up as mortar.Works well not poor. The Taskmaster odered us to build another Pylon.When you're done making bricks take a break and get to work on it! This new one says "Do as I say." then he thought to himself...make another Pylon with a big exclamation mark on it!

Supernaughty
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I remember some useless gifts in our family. I was the first to try microwave popcorn.At work,these druggoes looked at me like I was from outer space.Now everyone uses it and even coin machines dispense it out.Now they like it.Why am I always the first?

Before microwaves,there was the pot,which was overflowin with it,all covered in oil! Then a "Pop Corn Maker!!" Another frypan with a glass or plastic see thru cover on it! Works the same as a pot I guess.But you can SEE IT IN ACTION. Afterwars twice the clen up! Electrical element in there and all.Scrub it!

Next was the hot air devices I call em. Use a thousand kilowatts of electricity.Works I guess. Half of them went off,the rest of them scortched. All dry so much i choked on it!

They used to make popcorn in theatres.came out ok.What happened? Microwave is fine,yet everyone looked at me funny....

Supernaughty
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I use the hot air popper to heat my house on cold evenings.

But besides that...fondue sets. My sister recieved it and gave it her sister saying,"You understand that this is an insult?"

No she actually said thank you.

Not even brass or stainless.Tin.A tiny bulb underneath that was supposed to contain alcohol for burning. But she didnt trust it! tested it out! Pur gasoline in there...yeah it burns ok....but at the end it exploded from the gas vapous,not shattering.made a little crack in it.he she cleaned it uo and gave it to jennifer.

Not so! Still something in the pot! A residue from the cheese.It sticks you know.You hate me that much you want me to get botchilism? I'll keep it as a momento!

Supernaughty
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And her brain dead husband said,"Yeah,I know" and got another slap in the face.

Know why?Try to satisfy a woman.Her vagina gets bigger with age,your errection gets smaller.Eventually you will meet up!

Then she treats you sweet,and asks,"Darling,please let me bind you!"

"Why sure!"

Then her countenance changes."My Va-gine-ah needs to be satisfied! Take a look at it although you males hate the site of it.You have to pretend manliness by buying up every last Playboy magazine or else you just arent there.They do it deliberately,the publishers,just a limited quantity! Outsells Playgirl a thousand to one,that is how lame you are! Now...full screen..the Va-ginnne'ahhh!"

"Some people hate that word! I said cloacea,being in bedpans and this rich old biddy slapped me.From then on I called her ms.Clo'Ayee-Caaaaa!

It was then she decided to get a man and keep him as a love slave.They hate this organ,and break down when it is in their face! Yet they expect me to suck them off!"


Supernaughty
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Back to "The Pylons" now.

Pharoh's new order: Make another Pylon.On it,let it read, "When we catch whoever is writing graffiti on my pylons, He will become mortar as well!"

Supernaughty
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But the graffiti didn't stop.Another one wrote on the stone, "That must have been some battle.Right! That wasn't you chargin it was you runnin away! But you won't catch me..I subcontract!"

Supernaughty
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No more beat up old pick-ups in this small community.Now the young urbans with their SUV's are moving in! Can't believe the size of these machines! They are all fourty thousand and up. One had a ladder on the back just so you could wash the roof.Another had something on the front,I dunno,looked like a chrome battering ram.
On the way home yesterday we became lost.All we could see was this big wall of metal and plastic in front of us!
Another SUV owner put a decal on the rear,"No You Can't Afford One". So I rear ended him! Slapped another decal on his SUV, "It's OK ,You Can Afford It!"

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I'm confused.

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I'm confused.

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The SUV's! These motherf-kin big vehicles with motherf-ckin big people inside! One stopped and these motherf-ckin big people got out! i was never so scared! These OJ's!

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I'm confused.

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The SUV's! These motherf-kin big vehicles with motherf-ckin big people inside! One stopped and these motherf-ckin big people got out! i was never so scared! These OJ's!

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There's more people comin' out of that SUV! How many does it hold? These are the Wide-Ends! The Hiny's!

Not Suv it shoud read SUET's!

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