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 Post Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 11:55 pm 
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Back to Hollywood...

Hey Geordie! Mr. LaForge! There is a call on the com panel! Warner Brothers,Tri Star! They want you back!!

"Just what they promised me! Hello! Hello?"

"He just doesn't get it!"


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"Still have my visor" says Geordie...

"Here give me that! Put a little twist or bend in it! There you go!!"


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Geordie says ,"I used to work out you know.Don't give me any trouble!"

"That so?? I am powering up the phazers now.On stun!
Photon torpedo! My flashlight! Ouch!"


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Needle really gets off on this.Feedback humour!

"Firing emergency tube!Must of dealt him a blow!"





Edited by - stgeorge1 on 02/16/2004 00:03:37


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"Now,the agonizer Mr. Giles!"


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If that doesnt work drop him on Delta Quadrant with those big ape things.

Find a good sized boulder and have a siesta!


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I know what you will say! These Centenegarians!
"OHH! Lad ! I have seen some of the greats in my time!"
"Fine! Why didn't you pay them? Why did they starve to death??" And I will keep adding question marks mister MI ,Ohhhh yes!"



Edited by - stgeorge1 on 02/19/2004 16:11:55


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I am one of the greatest you have ever seen and I will NOT starve! I have a real job,not temporary labour!
Humour! Not for a wage,a fee,a meal (which is pathetic) but to insult,not you,the rich,the poor,the system,but everything and everybody! Equal! All combined! Yaweh Himself could come before me and I would make a condescending joke! I fear nothing!

"Do you know who I Am?"

"Don't you know who you are? ID check!"



Edited by - stgeorge1 on 02/19/2004 16:18:20


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"That is why I was upset with you in the past.Your sarcasm!"

"Really! I thought I would refine it...make a distillate.Make a fortune!"

"If I must...you are drinking a distillate!"

"Ohhh! The Supreme Being game is it?"

"Want the job?"

"No way!"



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Edited by - stgeorge1 on 02/19/2004 16:24:39


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"Perhaps we shall set you up,you are so good."

"Wait a minute..."

"Oh noo.There is not a minute to spare! We need people of quality,and like the Brain Drain,We Need You!
So enjoy your stay.You proved your worth,Mind your place.It is not the Third Alternative,not quite.But we will put you in a Think Tank,or half a desk like Brasil and you can live your days out!"




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Edited by - stgeorge1 on 02/19/2004 16:33:14


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"And here is the household hench..."

"He looks sturdy..."

"Indeed he is.Mind the rules."


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"Seems you thought of everything."

"Just so."

"Except one.What is that Ufo over me? Good Bye!"


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