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Just some good news - Strangely Brown, author of this thread has had a baby girl Ronna, weighing 6 pounds exactly.

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The Ottawa Senators! Excuse me folks while I express my vehenence!
What a miserable excuse for a hockey team!
Land of the Giants is it? Get a player 7 foot tall?
That is why you are three down in the standings!!


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Tampa Bay against Toronto...not bad.Very aggressive.
But you don't do what Ottawa did and send in a 7 foot giant at the end to literally mop the ice with a player!!


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No you don't do that! You don't do that!

You want another Momesso on the ice?He was good.Maybe this kid will be too when he fills out.Like 400 pounds.

I remember what Momesso did to Toronto's goalie bester.Ruined him!!


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Maybe 300,maybe 500.Somewhere in there.I am not saying! But big.
How big? I am not saying.Keep growing!



Edited by - stgeorge1 on 02/13/2004 10:08:12

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Speaking of pizza,I recently sampled our new Boston Pizza. Not bad,but the one they delivered was gammy.I suspected a reheat,an old one.

So Boston has a web site and I complained.You never heard someone more apologetic in your life!

"No sir,it was not a reheat!!"

What are they doing there? American indoctrination techniques?


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"No ,it was not bad or poison,but not as fresh as could be! Please do not commit hari-kari!"

"Nope! I am thowing our emplyee into the pizza oven right now!!"


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Put a Canadian in charge of that place...

"Ya don't like it just F right off!"



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Put a French Canadian in charge of that place.....

"What the F is theese?? You tink I like workeen ere?"


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Put a Black American in charge of that place....

"What am I ,a slave? Wanna step outside?Mix it up? C'mon!!"

Now we get vehement...

"That's right whitey! Cause we is physically superiour!!"

"If you are so superiour,what are you doin' working here??"

"AHHHH! He is assaulting me mentally!!!"

"In fact...why are there so few black hockey players?"

"Youre gonna get it!!"



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I know you were expecting this,for I saw a pizza deliveryman with a Cockney accent,believe it or not.
How the mighty have fallen.Put him in charge of that place.

"Pleasure to serve you govener!A bad one was it.I'll handle it personally!"


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Lets get sterio-I-typical!

A Chinaman! In charge!

"I asked for salami.You have all these cat dicks on my pizza!"

"Oooh! So sorry!"

"No. I specifically ordered salami,not cat dicks!"

Then they start pretending to be stupid.

"Ooooh! New man on job!"

Then their accents get worse the more you complain!Like these Greeks!!

"Eh? Huh?" Shrugging their shoulders.Always grinning....



Edited by - stgeorge1 on 02/14/2004 17:57:31

Edited by - stgeorge1 on 02/14/2004 18:01:32


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