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"Eh? Mr. Roman Grecko? No speak the English? From Barcelona? Just got off the boat from Roman-Grecko Land?Huh? Mount Olympus? Huh?"

"Eh?"



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Then he fights back...

"Yesss! And here are the 300 Spartans!"


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"So that means you want to fight in the shade? Then it's lights out!"


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"In fact...it is rather dark and dingey in here.You work in a sweat box!
Asians do this to people to torture 'em!
Saw it on a movie.River Kwai! Now we go back to the Limey's again!It ain't true! The British officer broke eventually!
Let me ask you something! If you were so suicidally brave,why did you surrender in the first place?!"


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No! These Roman-Grekoes act like enjoy working conditions like that!!

The Limey's with the stiff upper lip,until they go insane!

Now we..."Make the job as easy as possible,not as difficult as possible!"


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I made some jokes about Laforge and his aftermath I call it,after Star Trek,The Next Degeneration!

He went into the nut-house.But Diana Troi soon joined him.

I get feedback laughter from 2IC.This one broke me up! Not Geordie...

Troi is in there tearing at another gals scalp! A tuft! In each hand!
Finally she goes up to the guard with a full scalp in her hand,grinning!

"What is this?Last of the Mohicans??"

"I got my comb back!"

"I guess when Riker gets here we can have a whole way team!!
He can be Chingutchkuk!"



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They serve Riker some spagetti for dinner...

"Learn to eat gak Riker!"

"Want a punch in the head?"


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Now like in the rare version of The Prisoner,a British production,there was a debate,which it wasn't.
I represent the laugher.For it is all a sham.It is decided beforehand!

But the other one."Dem bones,dem bones,now hear the message of the Lord!"
And something strange happened.Look it up!

And something like that happened in my house.The air vibrates,it is not in your head.

And that character shouts "Gay! Brie! Ale!"

"Dem bones ,dem,bones,dem awful bones!"



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Just saw "Worlds Funniest Videos" and recieved a gut busting laugh from 2IC

This was a shot of a man trying to hitchike a ride during a tornado...

There he is,on the side of your car,horizontal,hanging onto the mirror.You can just make out his lips saying "Help me!!"

Done with wires I suppose.And a fan.

"Yes.He once saw some poor slob in a windstorm asking for a lift.It inspired him>" 2IC

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"Hey! I work at McDonalds and Burger kIng on the side! I deserve a little respect!"

"No you don't!"


"How about a little respect! I make a signifcant wage!!"

"Absolute minimum wage!"

"Next time I see you in the take our window,I will get your order wrong! F-Off a**hole!"



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"Try it! Then I will complain to your manager who is on next to minimum wage.And He ,yes show respect,will rag on you the whole day long!"

Me .I can go home and relax.You,even a double shift does not equal my wage,not quite.



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"I'll through a brick through is window!"

"Insurance laddie."


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