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 Post Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 9:42 am 
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Is there anyone that knows where the phrase " We don`t want any Short people around here" belongs.

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Is there anyone that knows where the phrase " We don`t want any Short people around here" belongs.

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The "song" Short people....

"They have to get a ladder just to get in bed!

You have to be nice to 'em else youre dead!

They have tiny voices that go cheep,cheep.cheep!

They got little cars that go meep,meep,meep!

Well I ,don't want no short people.

Don't want no short people.

No,I don't want short people round me!

Short people got,no body.

Short people got,no body!

Short people got,no body to lovvvvve!"


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Is there anyone that knows where the phrase " We don`t want any Short people around here" belongs.

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The "song" Short people....

"They have to get a ladder just to get in bed!

You have to be nice to 'em else youre dead!

They have tiny voices that go cheep,cheep.cheep!

They got little cars that go meep,meep,meep!

Well I ,don't want no short people.

Don't want no short people.

No,I don't want short people round me!

Short people got,no body.

Short people got,no body!

Short people got,no body to lovvvvve!"


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But where where does it gelong. From the clsssic monty Python?]

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it has nothing to do with monty python, it was written by Randy Newman


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"Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquistion"


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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
it has nothing to do with monty python, it was written by Randy Newman


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"Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquistion"
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"You gotta lift them up just to reach the floor!

They gotta look up just to say hello!

No I ,don't wan't no short people round me!



Short people,got no reasom

Short people got NO reason!"


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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
it has nothing to do with monty python, it was written by Randy Newman


~~~~~~~~~~~
"Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquistion"
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

"You gotta lift them up just to reach the floor!

They gotta look up just to say hello!

No I ,don't wan't no short people round me!



Short people,got no reasom

Short people got NO reason!"


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I top everything. Including Larry Applegates phrase, "I flew up the stairs like a rocket propelled grenade!!"

No....they came at me....my supervisors....

"Like a bunch of Katyusha rockets all haphazard!!! Like Stuka dive-bombers screaming!!!"


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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
it has nothing to do with monty python, it was written by Randy Newman


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"Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquistion"
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

"You gotta lift them up just to reach the floor!

They gotta look up just to say hello!

No I ,don't wan't no short people round me!



Short people,got no reasom

Short people got NO reason!"


<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

I top everything. Including Larry Applegates phrase, "I flew up the stairs like a rocket propelled grenade!!"

No....they came at me....my supervisors....

"Like a bunch of Katyusha rockets all haphazard!!! Like Stuka dive-bombers screaming!!!"


<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Long Toms! Big Berthas!!


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Gawd!!! stgeorge1, you are like a topic virus! a topic starts for a simple reason, and there you go talkimng about anything, everything and/or nothing like there's no tomorrow!

No. of topics infected (that i have counted, at least): 3

"It don't work!"


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Gawd!!! stgeorge1, you are like a topic virus! a topic starts for a simple reason, and there you go talkimng about anything, everything and/or nothing like there's no tomorrow!

No. of topics infected (that i have counted, at least): 3

"It don't work!"
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Short people.They have a use and that is not running around with Berretta shotguns.

We have them at work.There is one,hanging off a boxcar door.Trying his damdest,until he hurts himself.
"Now I must make out reports!" says the supervisor.
True,not a big man.In the mid range,one handed,shoulders on me.
But we had a system.Send the little fellow scurrying into the nooks,crannies,crevices,underneath or on the roof. Scuttling about,snaking through, "Here I found the problem!"
Like the Little People.Handy for that reason.
"Different sizes.We do not come out of molds exact!"

Like the smaller person at work.One of his worst memories was being seized by an amateur comedian and set upon his lap like a ventrilloquist's dummy...
"Now..say hello to the people."


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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
Gawd!!! stgeorge1, you are like a topic virus! a topic starts for a simple reason, and there you go talkimng about anything, everything and/or nothing like there's no tomorrow!

No. of topics infected (that i have counted, at least): 3

"It don't work!"
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Short people.They have a use and that is not running around with Berretta shotguns.

We have them at work.There is one,hanging off a boxcar door.Trying his damdest,until he hurts himself.
"Now I must make out reports!" says the supervisor.
True,not a big man.In the mid range,one handed,shoulders on me.
But we had a system.Send the little fellow scurrying into the nooks,crannies,crevices,underneath or on the roof. Scuttling about,snaking through, "Here I found the problem!"
Like the Little People.Handy for that reason.
"Different sizes.We do not come out of molds exact!"

Like the smaller person at work.One of his worst memories was being seized by an amateur comedian and set upon his lap like a ventrilloquist's dummy...
"Now..say hello to the people."


<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>Indeed why not form a unit,not a brigade,not a regiment,I would say a small battalion of these little fellows all weilding Beretta shotguns,and send them into the fray!


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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
Gawd!!! stgeorge1, you are like a topic virus! a topic starts for a simple reason, and there you go talkimng about anything, everything and/or nothing like there's no tomorrow!

No. of topics infected (that i have counted, at least): 3

"It don't work!"
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Short people.They have a use and that is not running around with Berretta shotguns.

We have them at work.There is one,hanging off a boxcar door.Trying his damdest,until he hurts himself.
"Now I must make out reports!" says the supervisor.
True,not a big man.In the mid range,one handed,shoulders on me.
But we had a system.Send the little fellow scurrying into the nooks,crannies,crevices,underneath or on the roof. Scuttling about,snaking through, "Here I found the problem!"
Like the Little People.Handy for that reason.
"Different sizes.We do not come out of molds exact!"

Like the smaller person at work.One of his worst memories was being seized by an amateur comedian and set upon his lap like a ventrilloquist's dummy...
"Now..say hello to the people."


<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>Indeed why not form a unit,not a brigade,not a regiment,I would say a small battalion of these little fellows all weilding Beretta shotguns,and send them into the fray!


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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
Gawd!!! stgeorge1, you are like a topic virus! a topic starts for a simple reason, and there you go talkimng about anything, everything and/or nothing like there's no tomorrow!

No. of topics infected (that i have counted, at least): 3

"It don't work!"
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Short people.They have a use and that is not running around with Berretta shotguns.

We have them at work.There is one,hanging off a boxcar door.Trying his damdest,until he hurts himself.
"Now I must make out reports!" says the supervisor.
True,not a big man.In the mid range,one handed,shoulders on me.
But we had a system.Send the little fellow scurrying into the nooks,crannies,crevices,underneath or on the roof. Scuttling about,snaking through, "Here I found the problem!"
Like the Little People.Handy for that reason.
"Different sizes.We do not come out of molds exact!"

Like the smaller person at work.One of his worst memories was being seized by an amateur comedian and set upon his lap like a ventrilloquist's dummy...
"Now..say hello to the people."


<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>Indeed why not form a unit,not a brigade,not a regiment,I would say a small battalion of these little fellows all weilding Beretta shotguns,and send them into the fray!


<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Well why not? Nothing to live for,all pent up with rage?

"Stop firing over their heads!"

"Ow! One got me in the shins!"

"Little buggars!"


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