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...Only the future will be where all this takes us.
I half expect these words to haunt me someday, but they definitely need to be written. I hope I can take you along on this adventure we're about to undertake. We may not like where it takes us, but we're going to love getting there. The journey is always better than the arrival.

God, I hate endings.
But luckily, there's always something new...


From Last Words, Mark Rein Hagen

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The Monster Under the Bed

Well, actually, there are a lot of monsters under the bed. There are things like giant purple snakes that wait for your hands or feet to stick out over the edge of the matress so they can grab you, and there are small things that simply sit and stare back at you (with big, googly, yellow eyes) just outside the beam of the flashlight.

The Snuffler

It's big, it's hairy, it smells like dirty laundry, and it has teeth the size of jumbo crayons. You can hear it snuffling around down there, rooting in the odd socks, broken cap guns and dingy tennis balls you were afraid to look for once they had dissappeared into it's realm.
Your mom and dad can't see it, but your older brother swears - cross his heart and hope to die - that it eats little kids just like you. He says it got Jimmy Peternik 3 years ago, and now it's moved in to get you.

Don't you believe it. The big ones are okay, once you get to know them. Talk to yours. Toss him the crusts off your sandwiches and leave him the last little bit of milk in the glass. They like that kind of stuff; it's far easier (and far tastier) than hunting dustbunnies to eat. Give him a good name (like Groncher, Murgelflurt, Augustus or Fred), and before you know it you'll have the best pal a childling ever knew.

The Scritchers

These are the ones you've got to watch out for. If you hear one, you know you've got at least a dozen. They're tricky. They plot and they plan, and they always know when you need to get up to go to the bathroom. The Scritchers just live for chances like that, and the more powerful kinds deliberately make you thirsty in the evening so you'll have to go later, after your parents are asleep. You don't even want to think about what they'll do to you if they catch you.

Fortunately, you can work around them. They don't like light, and if you can convince your parents to let you keep the lamp on, you'll be absolutely safe. Another good dodge is to walk to the door of your room without touching the floor...

-From Changeling: The Dreaming

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Cheshire Cat wrote:
Cheshire Cat and Alice talking:

“'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.'
'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,” said the Cat. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'”



that's been a favorite of mine ever since i first actually read Alice.

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"If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there"

Thats my personal favourite from Alice In Wonderland. If it is even from Alice In Wonderland, and its not just my mind playing tricks on me....


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All that ever stays the same is Change

- Mike Scott, A Life Of Sundays

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Wherever you go, there you are.


- Buckaroo Banzai

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“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”
(don't know who said that)

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
Oscar Wilde

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." :lol:
Oscar Wilde

"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing."
Oscar Wilde

"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train."
Oscar Wilde

"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it... I can resist everything but temptation."
Oscar Wilde

"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast."
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“Here is a list of fearful things:
The jaws of sharks, a vulture's wings,
The rabid bite of the dog's of war,
The voice of one who went before.
But most of all the mirror's gaze,
which counts us out our numbered days.”

“You cut up a thing that's alive and beautiful to find out how it's alive and why it's beautiful, and before you know it, it's neither of those things, and you're standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it.”

“But I think humans are innately religious as a species, so you don't need a specific excuse for examining the perversely unholy.

“"Gather experience. . . Look at what you should not look at. A feeling of anxiety is the sure and certain evidence that you should do this."

- Clive Barker

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"One man I can never meet. Him, I would like to give my whole heart to."

-Kate: The Lake House.


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"Look at what your inaction has wrought. He's alive.
Had we blindly listened to my rantings, we'd have gutted him by now and everything would be great. And warm."

-The Black Mage, 8-bit Theatre. Episode 515: Cold Hearted

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As I was going up the stairs
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasnt there again today
I wish I wish he'd go away!


Just a quote from a movie that ive always had memorised since I first saw it, i think it reminds me of my paranoia.

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Instructions on how to change the world

1. You manufacture a somewhat concave sky. You paint it green or brown, beautiful and earthly colours. You speck it with clouds as you feel like it. You carefully hang a full moon to the west, let's say at about three quarters of the horizon. To the east a bright and powerful sun rises slowly.
Gather men and women and talk to them slowly and tenderly, they will start walking on their own. Look at the sun with love.
Rest on the seventh day.

2. Gather the necessary silences. Hammer them with sun and sea and dust and night. Patiently sharpen one of their edges.
Choose a brown garment and a red scarf.
Await the dawn and set out for the big city.
Once they see you, the tyrants will scatter terrified, pushing each other.
But... Don't stop!... The fight has just begun.

- Notes of Subcommandante Marcos 1984 - 1989

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