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Well... Yes it does.

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"I know there are people in the world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that!"

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Some o' mine:

What you don't know can't hurt you, unless what you don't know is from which side the pepper mace comes out.

If you can't take the heat, move to Norway.

Personally, I believe the most painful insult in existence is 'Hey, you'd make a great politician!'

It is my philosophy that it is completely ridiculous to have a philosophy in the first place.

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~ Homer Simpson: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

~ Homer Simpson: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

~ Homer Simpson: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer Simpson: That's the spirit. Never give up.

~ Homer Simpson: (Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay)
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

~ Homer Simpson: Homer no function beer well without.

~ Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

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I love Homer :D

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As do I.

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* Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that. (Martin Luther King).

* An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until he finally knows everything about nothing. (Unknown).

* I wonder why coffee tastes so good when you are naked with your family. (some Japanese brand of paper towel).

* Let us therefore. (Winston Churchill).

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--I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
Demitri Martin
--Two guys are talking and one says to the other: "What would you do if the end of the world was in 3 minutes time?" The other one says, "I'd shag everything that moved...What would you do?" And he says, "I'd stand perfectly still."
--Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse.
Billy Connolly
--The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
--Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Douglas Adams
--Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
--Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
--You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
--Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
--If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
--Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks

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mrgumby4200 wrote:
--Two guys are talking and one says to the other: "What would you do if the end of the world was in 3 minutes time?" The other one says, "I'd shag everything that moved...What would you do?" And he says, "I'd stand perfectly still."
Billy Connolly
--Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
--Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
--If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
--Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks


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(All I Really Need To Know
I Learned In Kindergarten)


~ Robert Fulghum ~



"All I really need to know I learned in kindergarten.
ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW about how to live and what to do
and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not
at the top of the graduate-school mountain, but there in the
sandpile at Sunday School. These are the things I learned:


Share everything.

Play fair.

Don't hit people.

Put things back where you found them.

Clean up your own mess.

Don't take things that aren't yours.

Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.

Wash your hands before you eat.

Flush.

Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.

Live a balanced life - learn some and think some
and draw and paint and sing and dance and play
and work every day some.

Take a nap every afternoon.

When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic,
hold hands, and stick together.

Be aware of wonder.
Remember the little seed in the styrofoam cup:
The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody
really knows how or why, but we are all like that.

Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even
the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die.
So do we.

And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books
and the first word you learned - the biggest
word of all - LOOK.



Everything you need to know is in there somewhere.
The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation.
Ecology and politics and equality and sane living.

Take any of those items and extrapolate it into
sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your
family life or your work or your government or
your world and it holds true and clear and firm.
Think what a better world it would be if
all - the whole world - had cookies and milk about
three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down with
our blankies for a nap. Or if all governments
had a basic policy to always put thing back where
they found them and to clean up their own mess.

And it is still true, no matter how old you
are - when you go out into the world, it is best
to hold hands and stick together."

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We've had one breakfast, yes, but what about second breakfast?
-Peregrin Took, The Lord of the Rings- The Fellowship of the Ring

Warm fires! Malt beer! Ripe meat off the bone!
-Gimli son of Gloin, The Lord of the Rings- The Fellowship of the Ring

Thank God, I have done my duty.
-Lord Nelson

You are ugly. Tomarrow I shall be sober, and you shall still be ugly.
-Winston Churchill

Those are mine, and you shall not touch them. And I may call you Jane, and you shall not call me Victoria.
-Queen Victoria

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When the dark does what the dark does best its darkness!

Quote from Deathstars- Cyanide

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Since this is only a part of a poem, I will post it here.

The poem in question is Two Loves, a poem by Lord Bosie Douglas, and it was used in the trial against Oscar Wilde :(

" What is thy name?' He said, 'My name is Love.'
Then straight the first did turn himself to me
And cried, 'He lieth, for his name is Shame,
But I am Love, and I was wont to be
Alone in this fair garden, till he came
Unasked by night; I am true Love, I fill
The hearts of boy and girl with mutual flame.'
Then sighing, said the other, 'Have thy will,
I am the love that dare not speak its name.'
"

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