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Indigo wrote:

Take any of those items and extrapolate it into
sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your
family life or your work or your government or
your world and it holds true and clear and firm.
Think what a better world it would be if
all - the whole world - had cookies and milk about
three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down with
our blankies for a nap. Or if all governments
had a basic policy to always put thing back where
they found them and to clean up their own mess.



Beautiful. Simplified, "Love your neighbor as yourself." That's all we need. But, sadly, it's proven impossible.

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Bill Hicks:

“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is f**king IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”

“I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth.”

“I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.”

“Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.”

“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.”

“I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.”

“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”

“I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.”

“I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say, "Yeah? When?"”

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Death: It's got a maggot in it
Innkeeper: No, it's a worm
Death: Which, of course, makes all the difference... How does it feel?
Innkeeper: Well...
Death: I wasn't talking to you...

From Terry Pratchett's Soul Music

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