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Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the Earth goes out of orbit.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Good dog!", until you can find a rock.

What is a Nazi?
Someone who can not see!

What's a Gentile?
Someone who is gentle!

Who killed Superman?
Super-De-Duper man!


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Yo mama's so dumb she got run over by a parked car

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Yo Mama's so fat she ate a grocery store!
Yo Mama's so fat that after yo Papa had sex with her, he rolled over 3 times and was still on the bitch!
Yo Mama's so ugly yo Papa's blind!
Yo Mama's so fat she jumped and fell down six stories in a museum!
Yo Mama's so fat the 16-ton weight bounced off her boobies!
Yo Mama's so fat she has an actual-size tattoo of America on her ass!


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Location: In the farthest reaches of the Hell under Pluto, where the cartoons were filmed.
An elephant asks a camel "Why do you have two boobs on your back?"
The camel responds "It's better than having a penis on your face."
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what did the elephant say to the naked man?

"it's cute, but can you really breathe through that?"

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What did the camel say to the naked woman?
"They're cute, but can they hold up to three men while riding on them?"

What is gray, wears a suit, and has all your money?
An elephant who studied at Oxford and has just sued your ass(ets) off.


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I saw this and just had to post it.

Joke was largely considered to be dead in American law, until 2000, when George W. Bush was "elected" president following a disputed election.

Since then, joke has been applied liberally as a precedent for everything the Bush administration has done. Aside from Bush's election, the war in Iraq, September 11th, Hurricane Katrina, racism, rampant poverty, corporate greed, the Republican Party, threats to go to Iran, and three NFL championships by the New England Patriots have all been dismissed as really poor jokes.

Some scholars note that these don't appear to be jokes, and in fact are just cruel and dumb acts by cruel and dumb people. Many people believe these scholars to be joking.


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