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f**king ow...

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I'm not really worried, just warning you.



I twisted ligaments in my left (well my left) knee and apart from untwisting them havent had any other problems.


I hope you won't but I know you most certaintly will...

Sorry...

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I made a big fool out of me this week... I think this will follow me for years :lol: :lol: :lol:
as one of the big quotes made by me 8)

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Jinx wrote:
GOD wrote:
Jinx wrote:
Ok.
I'm not really worried, just warning you.



I twisted ligaments in my left (well my left) knee and apart from untwisting them havent had any other problems.


I hope you won't but I know you most certaintly will...

Sorry...


Well I do have a scar on the other one from jumping a fence to recieve a ball boundary umpiring.

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I think of these and die a little....


In high school, I went into the RS class, and my normal table didn't have a chair so I walked to a stacked pile of chairs at the back to get one. I didnt really look at it properly, and put it down and sat on it behind my table and it went WHOOSH backwards and I landed on my coccyx - as it only had 3 legs!!

I stayed at my nans and had a wheelie suitcase that I was taking to the car to go home, and I wheeled it onto the paved drive and said to my sister (I noticed how smoothly it wheeled on the paving) - "Its very smooth this, isnt it?" And started pushing it in front of me up the drive past the car like a demented lunatic, and 4 really tough looking yob boys aged about 18 walked past right next to me and saw it!!!! I hid my face quickly and my sister was peeing herself laughing!! They found it very funny... AAAAA could have DIED!!!

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Thank God you're alright.

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Concorde wrote:
I think of these and die a little....


In high school, I went into the RS class, and my normal table didn't have a chair so I walked to a stacked pile of chairs at the back to get one. I didnt really look at it properly, and put it down and sat on it behind my table and it went WHOOSH backwards and I landed on my coccyx - as it only had 3 legs!!

I stayed at my nans and had a wheelie suitcase that I was taking to the car to go home, and I wheeled it onto the paved drive and said to my sister (I noticed how smoothly it wheeled on the paving) - "Its very smooth this, isnt it?" And started pushing it in front of me up the drive past the car like a demented lunatic, and 4 really tough looking yob boys aged about 18 walked past right next to me and saw it!!!! I hid my face quickly and my sister was peeing herself laughing!! They found it very funny... AAAAA could have DIED!!!


We had a sub teacher for geography, who sat on my desk which was only connected to the legs by chewing gum, needless to say she went arse over.

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I once nearly killed a friend of mine, due to a table only having three legs. It wasn't just any old table either, it was a specially built very heavy computer desk, basically held together by another of the same on each side. For some reason the middle desk only had three legs, so wasn't the sturdiest of structures. I decided I'd try to jump on the knee of the person sat beside me, while my friend retrieved her bag from under the table. Well, I missed said person's knee, landed on the table, which under my weight (FATTEH) collapsed, missing my friend's head by inches. S'nice.


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Do you go around often trying to jump on peoples knees?

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Wow. That's both a good and strange question.
Once, after school was out, I was messing around with friends and, while mock fighting, one of the them was hit in the mouth by a stray fist.
Mine, unfortunately.
He leaned forward just as I swung. Wham! I've rarely felt as guilty as I did at that moment. Everyone else (not him, obviously) thought it was really funny. I still don't.

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Ximinez wrote:
Do you go around often trying to jump on peoples knees?

I have two main criteria as to whether a person is worthy of knee-jumping.
1: It depends how many snacks they are in possession of at the time.
2: Or if they look like comfy knees to sit on.


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Do you go around often trying to jump on peoples knees?

I have two main criteria as to whether a person is worthy of knee-jumping.
1: It depends how many snacks they are in possession of at the time.
2: Or if they look like comfy knees to sit on.



Seems logical.

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