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"You wouldn't believe it, but one of us is actually wearing a toupee!"

"You all are aren't you?"

Lemon Curry?


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Here's a good one I heard it down the pub, What's brown and sounds like a bell?


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DUNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lemon Curry?


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my foot's asleep. it hurts. wake up, foot!


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WAKE UP POLLY!!!!!!!!

Lemon Curry?


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A horse walks into a pub, and the barman said

"Why the long face..."


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a monk goes up to a stripper and rubs the top of his head against her buttocks.
I'm sorry, he says, it's a habit of mine.


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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> sorry, i couldn't resist!


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'Well I think customs men should be armed, so they can kill people carrying more than two hundred cigarettes.'


Lemon Curry?


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hi adam! you exciting posting person, you!


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Hey, adam, is your name not Bruce?


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