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Person 1 - I know a man with a wooden leg named "smith".Person 2- Whats the name of his other leg? (sorry ive been watching mary poppins again!"

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Two men walk into a bar...Ouch.


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Q: What's black-and-white, black-and-brown, and black-and-black?




A: A nun on a spit.


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What black and white and red all over, and cant turn around in an elevator? An umpire with a javelin through his head.

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How did the umpire get the javelin in his head GOD?


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Ill leave that up to you to decide!

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Alright. I think the umpire got the javelin in his head because there was an Olympic javelin thrower in Greece at the summer Olympics practicing, and he threw way too hard and hit the umpire in the head.


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Yeah that sounds like a good enough reason to me.

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Okay, I'm glad. Now, how long did it take the ambulance crew to take the umpire to the local hospital? How was traffic on their way to the hospital? Was the hospital full of expecting mothers and gun shot victims?


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