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 Post subject: Joke
 Post Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:09 am 
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This is somthing completely different.
Anyone know any good jokes?


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 Post Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:13 pm 
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a blonde was sitting in her apartment with a gun to her head when her husbannd comes in and says " WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN!?"
and the blonde replies "SHUT UP! YOURE NEXT!"

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forgive your enemies, but never forget their names!


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 Post Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:58 am 
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NICE ONE[:D][8D][:)][:p][^][:o)][:I][8)][;)]


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 Post Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:18 pm 
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What's pink and fluffy?




Pink Fluff.



What's blue and fluffy?

















Pink fluff hoding its breath.


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 Post Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:09 pm 
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right.


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 Post Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:42 pm 
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HA, HA[:D][:D]
As i am the KING OF COMEDY i'm pretty sure i can think of a joke... Alright heres one:
How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it and nine to say, "i could've done that."[:D][:D]


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 Post Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:47 pm 
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a man and woman were getting married, when the man said..."i do"
The wife said "No you bleedin well dont!"

I dunno......it's not really much of a joke, but some of you may like it.......No, i didnt think so.


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 Post Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:18 pm 
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A man was walking down the street when he came across a cat on the side of the road, the cat looked at him and said "alright mate" the man was confused but he replied then continued walking then he stoped to find a dog lawnmowering the lawn in a garden the dog looked at the man and said "good morning." the man, again, confused, replied. The man continued then he noticed a goose sun batheing outside in a lawn the goose said "nice day isnt it." the man replied...On his way back he saw an old man with the cat the dog and the goose, the man said to the old man "are these yours?" the old man said "yes, why do you ask" The man then replied "core blimey, youve got alot of pets avent you."


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 Post Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:37 pm 
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Why did the boy fall off the bicycle?

Cause someone threw a fridge at him.

And one similar to cardinal fangs - Whats big, red and eats rocks?

A big, red rock eater.


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 Post Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 4:12 pm 
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Whats brown and sticky?







A stick!


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 Post Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 5:37 pm 
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What if the sticks green?


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 Post Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:00 am 
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No wait!

What if the stick is'nt a stick... what if it's a WALKNIG stick![:0]

What if its a DRUM stick!


......Oh my gosh.

Stick, woody sort of word ssssstttttiiiicccckkkk.


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