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 Post subject: The "I'm Not Dead Yet" Thread
 Post Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:20 pm 
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Ooooooooooooooooh, this thread is bound to be sparse, but here's one for starters:

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'Dead' woman comes back to life

Friday, February 19 05:22 am

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Noelia Serna was admitted to a Cali hospital on Monday after suffering a heart attack and was on life support before doctors declared her dead.

Speaking from the hospital, Dr Miguel Angel Saavedra said the 45-year-old showed no vital signs: "The electronic devices that she was connected to showed that there was no heartbeat nor arterial tension. Because of that, the respiratory therapist performed a test when she removed the respirator and the patient could not breathe on her own. Sadly she was declared deceased."

Funeral home worker Jaime Aullon told reporters: "I stopped the process. And as soon as I stopped I started looking at her whole body and I noticed her midsection moving. I placed my hand here (pointing to his nose and mouth) and I felt her breathing. I told my partner that she should go back to hospital because she is alive."

It is being speculated that it could be a case of what is known as Lazarus Syndrome, a rare condition where heart rate and breathing drop below measurable levels before returning.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20100219/twl-dead-woman-comes-back-to-life-41f21e0.html


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I've been wondering for a while now, if you are pronounced dead but are brought back, are you able to claim life insurance?

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GOD wrote:
I've been wondering for a while now, if you are pronounced dead but are brought back, are you able to claim life insurance?


Anyone want to try?

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Cardinal Fang wrote:
GOD wrote:
I've been wondering for a while now, if you are pronounced dead but are brought back, are you able to claim life insurance?


Anyone want to try?

CF


Sounds like a good get rich scheme to me, ill just go get a copy of "flatliners" for research! :wink:

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I'm not dead¨!

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 Post subject: Re: The "I'm Not Dead Yet" Thread
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Yes you are.

I'm just a little bit dead. It's just those final body spasms that's making me type these wor

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 Post subject: Re: The "I'm Not Dead Yet" Thread
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Pehaps you're mostly dead rather than all dead.

I'll go get Miracle Max

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 Post subject: Re: The "I'm Not Dead Yet" Thread
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I believe so. My hands get deadly tired sometimes that I'm unable to finish a sentence. That and my didgereedoo are the only 2 things that seem to be not quite as dead as my other body parts.

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