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 Post Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 10:38 pm 
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But suppose I was attacked by a man with a banana and i haven't GOT a gun??


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Major Looney

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'run for it.'

'you could stand and scream for help.'


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Major Looney

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'Yeah, you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.'

'Pineapple?'

'Where? Where?'

Lemon Curry?


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Major Looney

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'no I just said: a pineapple.'

'oh. phew. i thought my number was on that one.'

'what, on the pineapple?'


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Major Looney

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Where?!! WHERE?!!


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Major Looney

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on my head!

*dances around with pineapple on head like carmen miranda*

oops, i strayed from the script a bit there. oh well. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>


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Major Looney

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look, if you were gonna act so ridiculously, you should at least ensure that the accounts are settled

Yip tip tip the premium


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Major Looney

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Dip dip dip my little ship, sailed on the ocean you are... no, no, wait a minute, no I, I must have missed out a dip. I'll start again. Dip dip dip dip, my little ship, sails on the ocean, you are... No this is not working out, it's not working out. What shall we do?

How about one potato two potato sir?

Don't be childish, Jenkins!

Lemon Curry?


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Major Looney

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Jenkins, when sshall my Chinese watch become available.


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you know, the 'chinese...watch.' thank you..mother.


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I gave it gladly... I, I sang as they sawed it off.

Lemon Curry?


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*has do idea what sketch we're doing*

*hums absently*


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