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I'm just randomly throwing in quotes!

Lemon Curry?


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Easy on the lemming Harry


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And just how big was Spiney Norman?


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"Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquistion"


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Alms for an ex-leper. Bloody donkey owners. All the same, aren't they? Never have any change...

Lemon Curry?


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'Alf a deenari for me bloody life story?
'Theres no pleasing some people'
'Thats just wot jesus said sir'!

Crucifixion...nasty eh!!


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Who are you?

We are three wise men.

What?

We are tree wise men.

Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Lemon Curry?


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he was a gentleman. he knew how to treat a woman impersonator.


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'I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.'

'What?!'

'It's my right as a man.'

'Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?'

'I want to have babies.'

Lemon Curry?


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Right, well, lets chop that lovely penis of yours off, Come in every body.

Now lets put it under the hammer

I start at two shillings

Two shillings anyone

OK two shillings for the lovely woman with the big bosom and fat thighs in the second row next to the bloated fart of an oorangutan


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'gerald ford dead today at the senseless age of 83!'


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Well, that's put a bit of a bummer on things


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no, just watching reruns of saturday night live again...


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