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As Yolanda prepares to flush Tami down the toilets, Super Norton suddenly breaks in the door wearing a red cape and tights.

"Let go of her or I'll give you a royal flush!" Super Norton shouted at Yolanda, waving an empty french fry box at him.

~*~ My sweat smells like bacon and mouldy cheese on a hot day in July in Saskatoon. ~*~


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Yolanda squeals when he sees the arival of Norton.
In shock, Yolanda accidentelly drops Tami down the loo. Tami's deafening screams can be heard coming out of the loo.
'You evil moustache!' Norton bellows. he grabs Yolanda, and lifts him up above his head. He hurls him up into the sky, where Yolanda will never be seen again.
'Right, now i must save Tami Tampax!' Bellows Norton.
To be continued....


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Norton lifts Tami Tampax out of the toilet and dries her off with a paper towel.

"Are you okay Tami Tampax?" Norton cries.

"Yes I'm fine," she replies. "Thank-you Norton my love."

Suddenly, Tami Tampax gives Norton a huge kiss on the lips and they make-out on the bathroom floor for hours and hours.

~*~ My sweat smells like bacon and mouldy cheese on a hot day in July in Saskatoon. ~*~


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Location: in an english country garden.
meanwhile...back down in the deep dark forest, an ominous looking wax-sealed envelope plops itself onto Norberts doormat.

Norbert's best friend Marvin the magic mole whom possesses certain magical attributes and was instructed by Norbert to keep an eye on things there while he was away gallavanting on his..quest, picks up the envelope, unseals it and finds inside a mysterious looking map accompanied by an even more mysterious looking cylindrical buzzing space-rocket like implement, plus a letter...baffled and perplexed by this he opens up the letter and begins to read, somewhat loudly to himself...


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(this is not an interuption at all)

"Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."


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and with that, a slightly bemused Marvin screws up the letter, tosses it on the fire, tucks away the map and the mysterious looking implement into his little leather pouch, picks up his knotted stick and heads off on his own little wacky adventure.

meanwhile back in the bathroom...


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Meanwhile back in the bathroom, Norton and Tami make mad, pationate love on the damp bathroom floor. The mirrors are extremely steamy and their clothes are everywhere :oops: :roll: :wink:.

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around this point, marvin knocks on the bathroom door.

after hearing the strange noises, he checks his map, just to make sure he's in the right place, and walks in....

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Marvin walks into the bathroom and sees Norton and Tami Tampax entangled in each other, both completely naked and sweaty from head to foot. Marvin looks at them with a mild surprised look on his face and says, "Well sir, I just thought I'd tell you that I found a map. Have a look." Marvin stands beside Norton and hands him the map.

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tries to hand, as it were. norman's hands were lost somewhere in the mix, and it took about five minutes for him to even find them, then a bit longer to squeeze them out.

then norman looks at the map...

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Location: in an english country garden.
"where did you find this?" asked Norman.

"i found it on your doormat, and it led me straight here!" replied Marvin.

suddenly a faint mysterious buzzing noise echoed out across the bathroom.

Norman then looked at Marvin rather high-browsed, Tami was looking slightly lower.

"Marvin?" asked Tami.

"er..........yes?" replied Marvin, looking slightly flustered and fidgety at this point.

"what is that peculiar noise coming from your pouch???"

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Meanwhile, in a vortex full of lost socks, spare change and an suiciadiel emu. Norbert sits, hateing his presant company. "What the hell happend to my character?"

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