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ITV: Coming up..."Ballykissangel, The All-Star Reunion Ice Musical".
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[Dramatic music playing]

Spectacular!!!

[Dramatic music still playing]

Amazing!!!

[Dramatic music still playing]

Stupendous!!!

[Dramatic music still playing]

This announcement will change your life, for the better, forever!!!

[Dramatic music still playing]

The...

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Joan: What you doing sittin' 'round the 'ouse watchin' telly all day?!?!?!
Get out there ya lazy git!!!!

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Location: Minneapolis...home of the Lutheran Polka Eucharist. Lift your accordian unto the Lord.
Alf: Lay off. I'm waiting for Vic to call.
Joan: Goin' out drinkin' all night, comin' 'ome all nasty, eh?
Alf: Don't make it sound like such a luxury. I work hard all day long trying to avoid working. I need a break.
Joan: A break, 'e says! I'll give you a break, you...

...Please, Stand By...

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suddenly a heavenly voice BOOMS down from above the sky.

Heavenly Voice: I beseech thee. Play the game with some enthusiasm or i shall return each ignoramuses virginity.

Everybody: Do your worst :twisted: (not me, Huntre or the pope)

Heavenly Voice: ..And thou shalt never lose it :wink:

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THE END! :cry:

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You'd think so, wouldn't you? But, it was not to be.

Clement, unwilling to be forced out of storyline retirement and manipulated any more than he already had been, was busy making last minute gift ordering on Amazon when, much to his annoyance, Beulha "Trixie" Starofdavidstein ran in and proclaimed (in a very "tinny" voice that made all ears bleed and dogs howl in pain), "You Christians don't understand the true meaning of this time of the year! It's all about sacrifice and penance! There's no joy in it!", to which Clement asked, "Have you been laid anytime recently?", leaving Beulha, for the first time in her life, at a complete loss for words, while Glasnost Whickerwhacker grabbed his banjo and thought, "If only I knew how this gadget worked, I might have a future in music.", then went into an altered state of exsistance that led to...

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...his best friend and mortal enemy, Jeremy Kroonchduckface, suggesting that he blow in one end and run his fingers up and down the middle to which Glastnost replied, "It didn't work with my ex-wife and it won't work with this Brando...mango...dildo...whatever this thing is!", while, in a turn of coincidence not seen since the last one, Judythe "Diedre" Bowwelsplug, an up and going newcomer to this thread and worthy of a smattering of cheer...yay...., gave it her all when she shrieked, "You don't blow into women! At least, not at the bus station! Where were you brought up? Detroit?!", which threw Glastnost for a loop, having no idea what the loop represented or why he was thrown for it, just as...

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Vic: You'd think someone would've posted something else by now.
Enit, now Enid: You're always complaining! "Dogs got me finger! Rats in me kitchen! Sex is so bloody boring with you!" I'm sick of it! Go out an get a f**king job, you slug!
Vic: Male prostitute?
Enid, formerly Enit: I could do that better!
Vic: Oh, yeh. Right. You're "condition".
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Location: Minneapolis...home of the Lutheran Polka Eucharist. Lift your accordian unto the Lord.
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Vic: Did you read today's "Sun"?
Enid: About the dwarf riots?
Vic: Ah. No. Curious an answer as that was. Apparently, in Coventry, they're blowing up castles to gain more tourist trade.
Enid: Oow. That won't be good for longterm economic growth, I bet.
Vic: That's what I'm on about! If only people would listen...
Enid: I'd love to be a fly on a wall at Buckingham right about now.
-meanwhile...-
Her Majesty: Oh, now THIS really tears it! Blow up Our beloved castles, will they? Guards! Come to Us!
Guard: Yes, Your Highness. (bows)
Her Majesty: Bring Us Our primest minister!
Guard: You don't mean...
Her Majesty: Yes! The Pope! He owns several tracts out that way and he won't like this mindless nonsense one bit! Now...GO!
-and back to...-
Vic: BBC69 is reporting that The Pope is coming to Coventry.
Enid: Well, we know it isn't tax collection. They've got that covered.
Vic: They said that he owns most of the land.
Enid: He? Or, his organization?
Vic: Now that you mention it, I suppose they meant The Vatican.
Enid: We 'ave to be careful, then. Don't want them to bring back the "you-know-what".
Vic: Nobody would expect that, eh?
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*Tumbleweed Rolls By*

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Vic: ...I said nobody would expect that..eh, eh???
Enid: ,..Expect what?
Vic: Do I actually have to say?
Enid: I don't know, I've forgotten my lines.
Stage Prompt: whisper whisper
Enid: I can't be expected to say that!!!!!
Vic: Say what?
Stage Prompt: whisper whisper
Vic: I can't be expected to say that either.
Director: CUT!
Spanish Inquisition: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH...
Director: I SAID CUT! :x
Her Majesty: Guards! Arrest that director and have him put him in the stocks. Only I give the orders around here now.
Director: But I'm the director and you're just an actor playing a minor drag character in our latest live production.
Her Not-so Majesty: ENOUGH OF YOUR INSOLENCE! Guards carry out my orders.
Confused Guard Character: erm, Right'O. C'mon you.
Director: But But...Oh no matter, YOU'RE ALL FIRED!
Her Not-so Majesty: Yes yes whatever...I never wanted to be a part-time actor anyway. I always wanted to be...

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Location: Minneapolis...home of the Lutheran Polka Eucharist. Lift your accordian unto the Lord.
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Her Majesty:...an Acrobat! Leaping from swing to swing as they swing down...
*PWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNGGG!*
Voiceover: (whispering) This is the sound of a large steel frying pan striking the back of one's head.
Her Majesty; a pretty nice girl: Lay off!
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Vic: I've seen this one.
Enid: Is it the one with the dwarf riots?
Vic: No! And, stop saying that!

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kaBOOM!

Enid: Now look what you've been and gone and done, the telly's blinking blown.
Vic: Sorry, i accidentally pressed the self-destruct on the remote.
Enid: And it's suddenly gone all darK here.
Vic: You mean dark as in dark?, as in dark as in dark?, as in
Enid: Bloody dark yes.
Vic: What's that got to do with the telly though?
Enid: Because we're inside it you fool.
Vic: But I have the remote control...oh dear it's a universal remote.
Enid: What about our telly then?
Vic: Oops, sorry that's blown as well.

Enit: Your namesake has just blown our TV again.
Vic: Bloody jingle bells, that's the 3rd time this month.

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