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 Post Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 2:39 am 
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Major Looney

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Come on everybody, let's show our own creative geniuses, lets write our own sketches, come on, don't be scared, I'll satrt but oh no, I have to leave to eat a squirrel. Sorry, back again later.


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 Post Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 5:13 pm 
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we'd need a cliched funny scene to start off....like a desert island or a bar or a taxicab or a newsstand or a whorehouse or a confession booth thingy at church.


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 Post Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 12:01 am 
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I like the church idea.

Lemon Curry?


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 Post Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 2:27 am 
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How about a confessional situated in an all-night disco with bloated transvestites giving penance. Isn't that more Pythonesque, or at least Palin, Gilliam and Jones style sketches.


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 Post Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 7:06 pm 
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by 'bloated' do you mean chubby, or like they drink too much beer?

i don't suppose it matters. anyway, carry on- sounds good to me. you start. set the scene.


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 Post Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2002 4:39 am 
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Ah come on, I'll have it by the end of the week, come on use your ludricous imaginations and pelt guns at little babies.


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 Post Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2002 6:21 pm 
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ok, so it's an all-night disco. there is a vulnerable looking man (i.e., the herbert anchovey or arthur putey type) sitting at the bar drinking water. he a confession booth in the corner, with a line of tranvestites leading to it. he asks the bartender....

(this is where someone else picks up)


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 Post Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2002 2:30 am 
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could he have a squeeze of melon,
Oh sorry, that's carry on films.Forget that

He asks the bartender what time is the fish to be grilled
The bartender grabs his ears, climbs over the bar and knees him in the balls.
Customer replies "Oh, about 7:30 I see"
Then.........


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 Post Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2002 10:01 pm 
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Along comes a vicar who asks the bartender for 2000 gallons of sherry. To which the bartender replies...

Lemon Curry?


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 Post Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2002 5:43 am 
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I'm sorry, But Cherie has only stored 500 gallons of her urine.
Then walks in a cricketer (Ye know what that is) reading Wittgenstein. He goes over to the vicar and says....


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 Post Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2002 6:15 pm 
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"I say, what a SUPER day!"

Just at that moment, in walks Ken Biggles with his good friend Algy, who shouts...

Lemon Curry?


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 Post Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2002 6:58 pm 
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"oy! you there! buy me a drink!"

the camera pans across the bar and rests on...


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