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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:49 am 
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"good, good. now where's the money?"
"here in this sack."
he hoists the sack up onto the counter.
"mind if i count it just to make sure?"
"oh, not at all."
the teller counts the money.
"there's only $15,000 here."
"yeah?"
"20,000 was stolen."
"i had to keep some..."

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"You do realise, that due to our anti-stealing-returning-with-less-money-than-you-stole policy, which I am totally against, mind you, it states that you do need to return all of the money"
"But I need the money, I'm running a little low on the cash"
"Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to get that money back off you somehow."
"Like how?"
"I don't know, steal it or something"

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"that seems a bit unethical."
"yeah, well so was you stealing it in the first place."
"you've got a good point there..."

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"But I do agree, I was a bit rash in my thinking"
"Well then... what can I do?"
"How about taking out a loan? We offer excellent rates with all loans"

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 Post Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:26 pm 
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"i don't know if i'm in a position to take out a loan at the moment though."
the teller leans over the counter, and says,
"you know, i never wanted to do this anyway. i wanted to be... a taxi driver!!!"
"what?"

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 Post Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:16 am 
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"A taxi driver! Flying through the streets of New York! Zooming past the landmarks, The Statue of Liberty, The Empire State Building, The..."
"Oi, cut that out! We're dealing with my problems first, then yours!"
"Ok, sorry. I'll try to restrain myself in the future. *mumbling* Ha, fat chance"

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 Post Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:08 am 
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"so anyway, about the loan."
"i sincerely don't think i'm in a position to get a loan!"
"you can at least try."
"oh, alright."

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"Well, our bank charges a modest interest rate of 23.5% per annum, now..."
"23.5 PERCENT!"
"Yes?"
"That's highway robbery! You're criminals, the lot of you"

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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:55 am 
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"you're one to talk about that."
meanwhile, the other people waiting in line are getting rather annoyed at all of this.
"hey! can we get some service around here too?"

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 Post Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:12 am 
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Bank Teller "Oh quit your whining. I'm really fed up with the lot of you. Oh yes, it's quite alright for you to just, stroll on into the bank. Yes, it's PERFECTLY alright for you to invest your money in here. But let me tell you this. When you get home and find out you've received an extra 200 dollars in your account by mistake, you don't come round, knocking at my door, saying, oops, there's been a mistake, here's your money back. That comes DIRECTLY out of MY salary! So I say to you, all of you... the next time you realise that the bank has 'accidently' forgotten to add your 200 dollars interest to your account, don't come crawling back to me!"

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