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 Post Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2002 4:20 am 
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Doctor: Oh god, ok. lets starp her down you ugly festering turd.

Feminist: No, no, you can't do this. By the virtues established by protestations of the late 1960's we women have been empowerewd.

Doctor: Can you please shut up, and stop sticking your fanny into other peoples bushes. We have a busy morning -orgy


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Man: I say, she is rather squirmish isn't she?

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Doctor: I think that we seem to have run out of beutiful big steely sharp knives. Better use a bazooka instead.

Feminist: U what.? Leave me alone. Get off. Filthy perverted hexagon.

Man: Hexagon??!!


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lady: sorry, i don't know why i said that...

man: i can't find a bazooka... will this blunt axe do?

Lemon Curry?


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Presenter enters: Yes, I think now we are just about to have an offensive joke, so maybe well, lets just wait and see. Oh and on BBC2, a discussion on the curl in Billy Bremner's hair


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Doctor: Now madam, if you'll place your legs like this... it won't take long.

Lemon Curry?


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LAdy: No stop it !!! that is oh, oh, that tickles. HAHAHAH. stop it , ooh more more more

Man: I'm sorry that seems to a vibrator

Doctor: Oh no, what ever did I give the wife>?


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Presenter: Yes, just as I predicted... a good old offensive joke... and now, letters that have been sent by worthless old farts who want to complain about it.

Dear Sir,

I would like to object to the last sketch that has been shown. I myself, am a doctor, and I always remember to leave the blunt axe at work.

Yours,
I.M.C. Nile
(Deceased)

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Presenter: And heres' one form an old nanny in Dimbleby.

Dear Sir: Can I see that doctor. Please please, let me let me let me let me


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Voice Over: And now, your choice of BBC viewing. On BBC2: Things you should not do with your condoms, and on BBC1...

Lemon Curry?


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Cut to a smutty old studio with pictures of semi-naked women in the background.
Presenter sits and smiles nervously at the camera while fidgeting his fingers.

Er, hello there, and tonight I shall indeed be discussing the relevance of...


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 Post Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 6:08 am 
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clothes in our society.

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