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 Post Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:28 pm 
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A man, or more a large pile of clothes is shown. A barely audible voice comes from underneath the pile of clothes

Well, I say that you can never have too much of a warm thing.

Oohs and aahs are heard and there is movement under the pile, seeming to be two people


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Presenter (looking rather embarrassed): Well... er, lets cut to our interviewer, and see what people on the streets thought.

(Cut to Pepperpots on the street)

Pepperpot: Well we rather like clothes...yes.

Another Pepperpot: Oh except when you get those horrible rashes, just under the arm, like this see...

Lemon Curry?


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Pepperpot II: Oh yes, and just up the inner groin as well. HEre let me show you.

Cut to cartoon sketch of a dirty old man


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who seems to be fiddling with something down his pants.

Lemon Curry?


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Sergeant Major comes on. No no stop that. this is filth it is a disgrace. Look what are we paying you for. Call them trees.


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Now I want a good clean sketch. Right cut to new sketch... NOW!

Lemon Curry?


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 Post Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:06 pm 
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i know, how about a job interview...


um... someone start us off please... OH AND DONT MAKE IT A DIRTY SKETCH! IM ONLY 13!


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 Post Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:21 pm 
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OK SOMEONE CHOOSE, WHICH ONE SHOULD WE DO FOR A CLEAN SKETCH
1.job interview
2.Doctor surgery
3.News studio
4.Bank robbery
5.Sport championship (silly sport)?
6.Restaurant
7.Travel agents ?
8.Cooking program
9.movie trailer
10.Court scene
WHICH ONE!!???


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 Post Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:04 am 
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"Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."


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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:31 am 
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Bank robberies are always good fun:

Scene - A bank teller's talking to a man in the booth. There's a queue of 2 people after this person. The line moves forward, with a man holding a large bag of money with a $ sign on it.

Apathy rul.....


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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:22 am 
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"excuse me," says the man, "i'd like to give this back."
"what," says the teller."
"well, i stole it last night, and on the way home, i started feeling a little... bad about it. so i decided to take it back here."

You're fooling yourself.


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"hang on, I'll just check it on the database... what time did you say you stole this?"
"Oh, it was around 8 o'clock, maybe a tad over"
"8 o'clock.... hmm... I can't find it here, though we were robbed at 8:13, could've that been it?"
"Oh yes, that's the one"

Apathy rul.....


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