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 Post Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:22 pm 
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Hello. Can we have your liver?

Tiger brand cofee is a real treat. Even tigers prefer it to a cup of real meat.

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang zoom-Boing

What I wouldn't give to be spat at inna face!

Bloody favouritism!

"What's so special about the cheesemakers?" "It's not meant to be taken literally. Obviously it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products."

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Location: Usually Barcelona (Spain), but I'm in London right now :)
-Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

-Nudge nudge wink wink say no more!!!

-No pointed sticks?

-Michelangelo: It works, mate!
Pope:Works?
Michelangelo:Yeah! It looks great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones. (from MP Live in Hollywood)

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Well that's cast rather a gloom over the evening hasn't it?
just makes me laugh so much :lol:

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the best joke with only 3 words: 'one cross each'

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Wow, that´s a difficult Question... I like most of the Thinks anyone from MP says *laugh*

"It does mean if he says a bed is two foot wide is it in fact Sixty feet wide"
(The whole Sketch is brilliant :))

"This is my only line - Booh - But... This is my only line"
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Or:

"What´s on telly? - Looks like a Penguin"

Oh, Mp are soo great ^^.

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Tough...but my current favourite is

"Of course it's got a hole in, it wouldn't be a hoop otherwise, would it, mush!"


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My favourite:
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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The most hilarious:

I fart in your general direction!

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of course the legendary

And know for something completly different.

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He has a wife you know!

Do you know what she's called?

She's called Incontinentia....Incontinentia Buttocks!


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"Build a bridge out of her"

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- Your American beer is like making love in a canoe

- Making love in a canoe?

- f**king close to water.

Funny and true :lol:

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