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 Post subject: Monty Pythons subtitles (or scripts)
 Post Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:46 am 
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First of all, sorry if this is the wrong section and sorry for my awful english: io sono italiano, but not di milano :lol:
I'm looking for subtitles or at least scripts for some "rare" stuff from Monty Python or related, such as 30 years special, At Last The 1948 Show, How To Irritate People and so on. I'm trying to translate subtitles for every Monty Python's performance, using my complete mastery of the language :oops:
I hope you can, and want, and will help me.

ps if you don't help me, you'll find the head of your favourite pet in your bed very soon (hooray for the stereotypes! :) )

pps I hope you don't mind if i've raped your language :oops:

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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:09 am 
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I'm not sure where to find those scripts, but in case you dont have any python material, here is a link : otherwise, I'm sure gambolputty can help.


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 Post Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:11 am 
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Location: Silly Walks . . . alright, Hawaii. But it could be Silly Walks, for all you know
I apologize for lateness, but here are some H2IP quotes from the imdb:

Pilot #2: Please find the emergency spill in the washroom at the back and release it!
Pilot #1: But do not unfasten your safety belt!
Flight Attendent: That's got 'em back to their seats.
Pilot #2: The emergency spill must be released!
Pilot #1: But do not leave your seats!
Pilot #2: Do not panic!
Pilot #1: Tea will be served.
Pilot #2: Inflate your lifejackets!
Pilot #1: And extinguish all cigarettes!
Pilot #2: Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and please it on the other side of the aircraft.
Pilot #1: Except for hand luggage...
Pilot #2: Which you should sit on!

Various: This ruthless concentration on one's self is a successful irritant widely practiced by women. A friend of mine once demonstrated this to me at a large party. He stood in the middle of the room and said very loudly, "The trouble with women is that they always take things personally." Four women immediately replied, "Well I Don't."

Various: Why would you want to watch this? It's a costume thing.

Old Women: Ooh! Well I never!

Various: I'm kicking myself. is the entire Pilot Sketch, as taken from YouTube. And this: is The Job Interview, from same. In fact, you can find a lot of Python stuff on YouTube.

And now for something completely different!
Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG Zoop Boing Goodem Zoo Owli Zhiv!
We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.
Ooh! Well I never!

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 Post Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:53 am 
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darkandlumpy wrote:
otherwise, I'm sure gambolputty can help.

ooh, thank you, lumpy!
unfortunately i only know the '30 year special':

i can't find any scripts from the pre-python-stuff :(

i wonder where my sig did go, a sig, a sig, a siggy - ohh

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