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 Post Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2002 11:56 pm 
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Ah, it was random... random is silly... silly is Monty Python!!!

It can fit in!

Lemon Curry?


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know what else is silly? the matrix. i was watching that the other day and i couldn't help laughing at how serious they were.

'follow the white rabbit!'


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 Post Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2002 11:46 pm 
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"That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"

"You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!"

Lemon Curry?


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One rabbit soup coming right up!!!

Excuse me, but can we have some lemon curry with that?

Yes, and then we can have a halibut and some jugged fish.

The halibut is the jugged fish you cloth earrd git.

Well, can I have some rabbitfish, and some lemon curry.

LEMON CURRY?!

Then we can have some rat sober, rat tart, rat blamange, or strawberry tart.

Strawberry Tart?

Well, there is some rat in it.

How much?

Seven, quite a lot really!

Right, I think that I shall have some rat blamange, rabbit soup with lemon curry and halibut with some strawberry tart and jugged fish without so much rat in it.

Right, there you go KLAUS!

Well, that was really horrible.

Moan, moan moan.

I'm completely stuffed.

How about this.

What is it?

A wafer thin-mint.

No I couldn't.

Ah tis but wafer thin.

Alright, but only if we can eat the dead bishop outside.

Here you go you benevolent vomit-brained boll**ks.

Hey, is that Oscar WIlde?

Yes tis I. My dearest madam, you are likle a big jam donut with cream on top.

Shut up you stupid unwitty fart-shoed klunk.

Madam, to be premature is to be perfect.

Well we know what trouble you had with the ladies.

(ALL KILLED BY FALLING 17TON WEIGHT)


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Bloody Peasant!

Lemon Curry?


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'albatross! allllbatross!'
'what flavor?'
'it hasn't got a bloody flavor it's a bloody bird for chrissake!'


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F*cking C*nt..

Lemon Curry?


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For those of you who want to play it the hard way, stand upside down with your head in a bucket of piranha fish.


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sometimes i get the feeling that we have gone off on a hopeless tangent.


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I think you're probably right.

Ouch, these piranha's have sharp teeth!

Lemon Curry?


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 Post Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 2:43 am 
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Yes but is the curve that we are currently travelling along differentiable at this certain point on which the tangent shall be hopefully found?


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Yes but is the curve that we are currently travelling along differentiable at this certain point on which the tangent shall be hopefully found?


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