Antagonist: She can touch what she blooming well likes and she usually does. Anyway how dare you bring up this thread again you smelly little man.
Enid 2: Don't touch what?
Vic: Don't ask me, ask him. Anyway what's on TV?
Stan Marsh: Wow dudes, did you watch that programme last night?
Kyle Broflovski: Yeah dude. The way the french foreign legion slayed the man from Bombay? It was gross.
Eric Cartman: Hey guyyyys.
Stan Marsh: Oh hi Eric.
Eric Cartman: Hey check out my new tattoo, it's awesome.
Stan Marsh: anyway no i don't mean that show guys, I mean the dirty scenes between Seven and Janeway in Star Trek Voyager. It was awesome.
Eric Cartman: Hey you guys, I said ch...
Kenny McCormick:mmmmhmm hmmmhmmm mhmm mhmm mhmmmmhhhmhmm
Eric Cartman: Hey I sai...
Stan Marsh: Haha, yeah Kenny, that was the best part.
Eric Cartman: Arrrrgh, why isn't anyone listening to me? i said check out my new tattoo it's awesome godammit!
Kyle Broflovski: What??? Hey man, what you doing with a swastika? That's a mark of the holocaust man.
Eric Cartman: Ohhhhhh realllllly? Well That's all you know joo. For your information it is not a swastika and it has nothing to do with your make-believe mass-slaughter, but is in fact a pirate symbol.
Kyle Broflovski: What? That's a bunch of bullcrap Eric. It's common knowledge the holocaust was real and that the swastika, and that is what's on your arm Eric, that it's a symbol of pure xenophobic evil.
Stan Marsh: Yeah Eric and besides, the pirate symbol is a skull and crossbones, not that you idiot.
Eric Cartman: ....Really?
Kyle Broflovski: Of course it is you moron. and you've now placed yourself in extreme danger.
Eric Cartman: Oh man, and I spraypainted a large black one on the back of Kenny's coat earlier.
Kenny McCormick: mmhmm hmmm??
Jewbilly: Take that you nazi dawg.
Stan Marsh: Oh my god, that jewbilly killed Kenny.
Kyle Broflovski: You Bastard!, i think.
Eric Cartman: Phew, Good job mine was just a stick on one.
Stan Marsh: This is all your fault Eric.
Eric Cartman: It was not my fault. it was that joobillies fault
Kyle Broflovski: Yeah it's all your fault dude. You suck!
Eric Cartman: Well then screwwwww you guys. I'm going h'yome
Stan Marsh: You know? I learned something today. It's great that we have friends. But when it's friends with someone who always get you into trouble, then they're not your friends at all but complete doucebags.
Chef: Hi children!
Kyle Broflovski: Oh hi chef......Say chef, what's with the white pointy hood?
Vic: Bleeding edited versions. Not as good as the version which I watched with Enid 1 in her alternate dimension.
Enid 2: Nevermind that...I'm afraid to touch anything now. What am I going to do?