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He asked me! He asked me!

Camel spotting

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Love this one! Eric's delivery is hilarious. But, anyway, a line...I have to do two.

"Yes, in only three years. Ah, I lied, four. To be fair, five. I've been camel spotting for just the seven years."
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(John: "And have you seen them all?"[speaking of yetties])
Eric: "Well, I've seen one. Well, a little one. A picture of a little o-I've heard about them."

It's a Tree

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oooh---a challenge.


"Hello Hello people and welcome to "It's a Tree". We have some really exctiting guests for you this evening...an elm tree bowl there you go can't be bad...


OK----NORTHERN PLAYWRIGHT


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Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man. Good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist.

The Attila the Hun Show


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Here yaa are Mr. HUUUUUUUUUUUN




Office Sketch

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Two people- three people- have just fallen to their deaths!

Conquistador Coffee


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I love the lines in this sketch! So many good ones...um...um...k, here's one

John: Conquistador was brand leader. Here you introduced your first campaign, "Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit."

actually, I have to do another.

John: Very unhappy. In fact, he shot himself.
Eric: Badly?
John: No, very well.

Art Gallery

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Norwegian Party Political Broadcast


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All right, I'll do this one myself then... :lol:

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Make tea, not love.

Army protection racket


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"You've got a lot of lovely tanks here colonel. It'd be a shame if some of them got...damaged".

It's the Arts (interview with the minister for housing)

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