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The hair is by Roger, and the whole ensemble is crowned by a spectacular display of Christmas orchids.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ooh, i wet 'em.

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We were wondering if you could see your way clear to giving us a quick... a quick visual...Mr. Frampton, would you take your trousers down?

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"I thought Hull played well"
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If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people who have heart attacks.

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G: In this graph, this column represents 23% of the population!
This column represents 28% of the population and this column represent 43% OF THE POPULATION!

M: Telling figures indeed.

Timmy Williams Coffee Time

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"Hello, how are you? How's your job going? Come and work for me. We'll talk on the phone".

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"Timmy Williams Coffee Time was brought to you by <roll>".

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I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice. I know I have.

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*The hunters shoot and shoot at the mosquito*
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The Money Programme (can be a spoken line or one from the song)

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Mr Irrelevant: How long will it take?
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