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Location: I'm really in Swamp Castle, but for legal reasons I have to say I'm in Liverpool.
A pink mohican and lovely eyelashes.

Who was vice President Of Iceland when Fidel Castro fell down the stairs due to being in a silly mood?

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I think Cromwell, but I could be wrong.

Which year will people stop thinking about dogs that - wrongly - have the impression they are hungry while imagining surfers in the Caribbean who time and time again fall into the water due to distraction by middle-aged women yelling from the beach about the gloomy-looking mammut swimming not too far away, despite being extinct, and, due to mentioned extinction, does absolutely not - in an annoyed way - reflect upon the thoughts of Empedocles?


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I thought that stopped in 1764!

What is the square root of a turnip?

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Actually, I think you're correct. It most probably did end in 1764. I was confused.

The answer to your question is approximately (although not so approximate an estimate that it could also pass as "utterly, utterly inaccurate") 3.14 if the population of cats in your proximity does not exceed 12. If the number of cats is between 12 and 21, then the answer to your question is 4.13. Otherwise, the answer is 1.43.
(Note: If 12 happens to be your "cat number", then, of course, you may decide yourself whether your 12 belongs to the category of "...not exceed 12" or the category "...between 12 and 21". The former category may prove slightly safer, but this should really not be a significant issue, so please stop thinking about this.)

Why ask about turnips?


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cos the root of the things is time 8)

can you guess who is the sir not appearing in the film :?:


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Me!

Do Conservatives, Liberals, or Labours appreciate dog food the most?

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They appreciate it equally much - and the climax comes when they're able to enjoy it together.

What is the best way to use pesticides?


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eat them, silly :lol:

have you ever heard of Daisy :?:


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I'm deaf.

If you eat a swede, is that cannabilism?

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Depends on the meal's philosophical inclinations.

Where is Enardonokopolehryn?


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It's the capital of Umlikilikijarglzwam.

What's the meaning of life?

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Sir Not Appearing in Film wrote:
It's the capital of Umlikilikijarglzwam.

What's the meaning of life?


Cultivating the art of distraction.

Approximately how long does it take to master it? (where "it" represents its literal meaning and does not refer back to any part of preceding sentences (if you experience inconvenience due to contradictory associations related to the interpretation of the question, then, respectfully: sod off))


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