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it takes exactly the same time as to change a cold blooded calculating bastard into a lovable silly chap 8)

what is the connection between the dancing and the men :?:


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28.8kbps modem.

Which are the more prominent advantages of being a cave salamander? (If your answer is "none": well, what could be done about this gloomy outlook with respect to the species?)


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You not only get to live in a cave, but you could quite possibly be a salamander.

Why do I keep getting startled when I see my reflection in the window in front of me even though I know it's there?

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Most likely because you most likely is a cat.

On a different note, this time as before, not related to the previous sentence: why is?


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the answer depends on the question,or sometimes 1 can just see y

when is the proper time to change yr mind :?:


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When a silly chap gives you a headache.

What date did Marco Polo complain about his ingrown toenail?

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 Post Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:09 pm 
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can't tell the exact date, but definitely when he took his boots off and looked down at the green grass
he saw then his small problem and was wondering for a long time what to do about it
for he was a thinker :lol:

who has an extraordinary genious for minutiae :?:
i want to meet this guy, if you know one, tell me his coorditates, please :D


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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Pepper
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Sir Robin wrote:
He is a dentist. Dr. Pepper was originally intended to be a very healthy drink, but they accidentally added too much sugar.

If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?


Whoah! Dr. Pepper is a dentist?! Imagine that... It's definitely ironic that a supposedly healthy drink is now one of the drinks that dentists don't advise you to drink because of its high sugar content.

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