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 Post subject: Re: Post Thine Musings
 Post Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:11 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Post Thine Musings
 Post Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:36 pm 
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I thought it the topic was things we've written...

At any rate, here's another I just wrote a moment ago. Tell me if there's anything I could improve because I still have a few days before I turn it in.

An electrical outlet, small, unobtrusive, tacitly awaiting command, sits on the wall. Cream colored, it is invisible to the world around it, another irregularity on an otherwise white background. Flat faced, approximately two by four inches, it stares out at the world with its dark, blank eyes. No powerhouse waits here, only a meek servant, mere frail plastic in body. But behind its humble countenance, is a being unnamed, able to facilitate a feast, destroy a man, prevent decay, control the weather, burn down a house, chill your food. Armless, legless, voiceless, it waits to run. It is set at its mark, awaiting the concussion of the starting pistol. It is kept behind iron bars, and only when the key is turned will it be freed, burning from its cell before the jail-guard's eyes can blink, before he can breathe, before he can even think. But even an energy so great is limited. It is on a leash. It's life force can be cut off, all it takes is for the key to again be inserted into its lock. A delicate maneuvering of metal will rescind Zeus' lightning bolt with a jerk, caging it behind soft press board and drywall. But not before it does what it set out to do. In the blink of an eye, the blue beam can sprint to the moon and back before it returns to rest in its coffin. It rests in a coffin, small, rectangular, plastic and cream colored. While it sleeps, it lives not. But it waits.

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 Post subject: Re: Post Thine Musings
 Post Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:17 pm 
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Moar...


Ancient Sylvan Youth

The ancient trees stand on the path I walk,
So silent, staring; softly haunting men
Who saunter by, or friends who, deep in talk,
forget their guards, who wait to live again.

That said, I see no beards, to berths confined,
Inside their brick-wall skins forever trapped,
But rather youthful lovers, hands entwined,
Inside deep wells of bark cast while they napped.

The Summer glanced upon the Dryad dance
When once the bush and tree men flexed their twigs.
But Summer turned away and took their chance
To live; their branches turned to hardened wigs.

What many see as spectres of the old
In truth are ghosts of youth, unconscious, cold.

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 Post subject: Re: Post Thine Musings
 Post Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:31 pm 
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F.E.E.B.L.E wrote:
Yup, there's a topic....somewhere...


viewtopic.php?f=5&t=2856&hilit=things+you%27ve+written

There is also one about books you've written started by hammy and one called Poems you've written by yours truly...

Just popped in to say hi.

p.s. I'm not back, don't worry

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 Post subject: Re: Post Thine Musings
 Post Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:25 pm 
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Jinx wrote:
F.E.E.B.L.E wrote:
Yup, there's a topic....somewhere...

Just popped in to say hi.

p.s. I'm not back, don't worry


What if we're worried your going away again, stick around!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Post Thine Musings
 Post Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:53 am 
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GOD wrote:
Jinx wrote:
F.E.E.B.L.E wrote:
Yup, there's a topic....somewhere...

Just popped in to say hi.

p.s. I'm not back, don't worry


What if we're worried your going away again, stick around!!!


Ah, that's heartwarming. :D
I love you too Samuel. Even if you do plan to bring 5 dates to my wedding :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Post Thine Musings
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Well 5 till I can find more! Anyone wanna come to a wedding? :P

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 Post subject: Re: Post Thine Musings
 Post Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:38 pm 
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Wow have things gone off topic!

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 Post subject: Re: Post Thine Musings
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Nah just musing bout jinxs wedding....

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 Post subject: Re: Post Thine Musings
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Heck I'll come with you God. As long as I don't have to hang on your arm.

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 Post subject: Re: Post Thine Musings
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Heck I'll come with you God. As long as I don't have to hang on your arm.


Sorry thats one of the key elements of being my date. Though im sure you can score you own invite.

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 Post subject: Re: Post Thine Musings
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