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 Post subject: Imagination Story
 Post Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:38 am 
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Okay, this is what is going to happen. I'm going to start a story with a few words and everybody who visits this thread has to add some more words. You can add any word, so by the time it gets really long, it will be absolutely insane and will most likely not make any sense at all. Get it? Got it? Good! Okay, here we go.

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Once upon a time

~*~ My sweat smells like bacon and mouldy cheese on a hot day in July in Saskatoon. ~*~


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 Post Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:54 am 
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Once upon a time in a deep dark forest

~*~ My sweat smells like bacon and mouldy cheese on a hot day in July in Saskatoon. ~*~


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...there lived a giant hedgehog...

"Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."


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...who liked to eat bacon...


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This hedgehog's name was Norton the Great and he liked to dance...

~*~ My sweat smells like bacon and mouldy cheese on a hot day in July in Saskatoon. ~*~


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Norton's best friend, Tami the Tampax, brought him a pair of golden tap dancing shoes....


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Norton, in return, gave Tami a pair of red sequened high heel shoes and a bright orange wig. That night, they decided to go out on the town and danced the night away.

~*~ My sweat smells like bacon and mouldy cheese on a hot day in July in Saskatoon. ~*~


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While out on the town, Norton came across a female hedehog named Dawn. Tami secretly fancies Norton, and in response to this 'flirtish' behaviour, slaps Dawn on the nose.


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Dawn gets very angry at Tami for slapping her on the nose, so in return, Dawn slapped Tami on the face. As Dawn and Tami continued their slap fight, Norton stood there watching in glee.

~*~ My sweat smells like bacon and mouldy cheese on a hot day in July in Saskatoon. ~*~


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Suddenly, a huge elephant falls from the sky, and splats Dawn to pieces.
Norton shakes his head in disbelief. He says to Tami 'let's forget all of this nonsense. Let's go to McDonalds'
They leave, and head for McDonalds.
While there, they come across a giant gnome!


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The giant gnome, who's name was Yolanda, kidnapped Tami and the Big Mac and chocolate shake she was eating. As Yolanda the giant gnome ran down the street with Tami in his arms, Norton ran behind them throwing cold French fries at them.

~*~ My sweat smells like bacon and mouldy cheese on a hot day in July in Saskatoon. ~*~


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Yolanda takes Tami into a public lavotory. While there, he threatens to flush her down the toilet.
This is a job for Super Norton!


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